Archive for November 23rd, 2009

23
Nov
09

Hot Cheerleader Gets Hurt, I’m LIVID!

As the final seconds of double overtime counted down in Saturday’s Oregon/Arizona football game, somewhere out in the crowd a nearly full water bottle came flying onto the field striking Oregon senior cheerleader Katelynn Johnson on the head. She managed to make her way to the sidelines after being hit before she passed out.

A stretcher came out to take her to the hospital where she was kept overnight for observation but she is expected to be fine. When the Oregon Ducks were leaving the field, according to their Athletic Director, they were being pelted with a slew of items, including batteries and bottles.

I for one am HORRIFIED by this incident. If you’re going to hurt someone, hurt one of the UGLY kids, I mean, for god’s sake, this girl is HOT, she doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment. Don’t you know hot people are your betters?

[Oregon Live via Sports By Brooks]

23
Nov
09

Stray Pussy Gets Goalie in Trouble

During a Croatian Premier League soccer match goalie Ivan Banovic almost cost his team the game for being an animal lover. A stray cat had run onto the field, and so Banovic ran over to it, picked it up and carried it off the field to safety. The referee was furious with his actions and gave Banovic a yellow card for leaving the field without the ref’s permission.

Ultimately, Banovic’s club, Medjimurje FC lost 1-0, but he received a generous hand from the fans who appreciated his efforts to save the cat.

[Croatian Times]

23
Nov
09

You Wouldn’t Like Eddy Curry When He Gets Angry

I’m not surprised that Eddy Curry got violent during his return to action for the Knicks, I’m just thankful that he didn’t eat Rajon Rondo in addition to punching him in the back of the head. To be fair, clearly Rondo deserved this, I mean, how DARE he try for a rebound. That’s EDDY’S ball.

23
Nov
09

Ochocinco Wants to Cover Up the Johnson

Chad Ochocinco (né Johnson) is an endless publicity whore, but when, in seeking said publicity he’s hilarious, I have no problem showcasing him. If you watched this season of HBO’s Hard Knocks, you probably remember Ochocinco talking about how he was going to be coming out with his own brand of condoms.

Well, via his endlessly amusing Twitter page, Chad showed off what the packaging could look like. While I don’t know that I’d ever trust these, they certainly are more reliable than the David Beckham knock-offs that were found in China.

I don’t know for what, but I’m sure the NFL will find some way to fine Ochocinco over these.

[Ochocinco]

23
Nov
09

Kobe Bryant is Talented at Basketball

One of the reasons why I dislike Kobe Bryant is that, like with Alex Rodriguez, he comes off as fake and his public persona seems totally forced and manufactured. Having said that, (nod, Larry David) he is absolutely SICK at basketball, take these two plays from Sunday’s Lakers/Thunder game, Kobe may be a giant douche but the man has skills.

23
Nov
09

Placenta-Using Doc Now Wanted By Authorities

When we last heard about Mariana Kovacevic, the Serbian housewife/healer was treating Arsenal’s Robin Van Persie’s (right) injured ankle with a special massage using baby placenta. Today the Serbian health authorities are looking for the one-time pharmacology doctor turned physiotherapist who they say has been operating without a license and may be guilty of tax evasion as well.

The news reports are backtracking from saying the treatment involved babies, now saying that her unusual treatment methods use HORSE placenta instead. Regardless of the source of the placenta, there aren’t any complaints from her clients.

“It’s good, I’m happy. The woman is a miracle,” Van Persie was quoted after being treated at her apartment.

“Mariana is amazing,” said former Serbia player Dusan Petkovic.

“She saved the careers of several Serb and foreign players. All those muscle injuries, including ruptures, she is treating without a mistake.

“She uses a combination of electricity and the miracle gel that is her exclusive product. The electric current goes through a stick holding the gel, which is applied to the injured spot.”

[Herald Sun]

23
Nov
09

Devin Hester Shows Off a New Moon

(click the image if you’re anxious to see Hester’s butt in it’s full glory)

With just over a minute remaining in Eagles/Bears game Sunday, Bears QB Jay Cutler reached back and fired off a pass to Devin Hester in an effort to gain the crucial first down. The defense was all over Hester and he wasn’t able to corral the ball.

As a personal homage to the success of Twilight’s New Moon domination of the box office, Hester opted to show America the full moon.




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