To explain Slanch (slan-ch) I’d have to explain Cloach. Do you know Cloach? No? Well then it doesn’t make a difference. He’s a guy, don’t worry about it. Anyway, the name mostly comes from my friend; this guy‘s a nicknaming machine.
The Slanch Report loves baseball dearly and will report a lot on it. We shall also strive to bring you the best possible coverage of various other sports, tv, movies, stupid politicians and sometimes the hot women that intersect therein. We believe in class and etiquette but rarely muster the effort ourselves. We do applaud it.
Our efforts are in humor and you should find them that way, or not, either way, join in. If you do not enjoy your time here that’s lamentable; you are probably wrong about something. Regardless, if you think of something to say, say it. However, you should be entertained.
That’s right, you, and you alone, are the person I am writing for. Also, not to be forward, but you’re looking pretty good today, is that a new shirt?
Well, it looks new, on you…
Anyway…
In terms of leanings, the Slanch Report loves prospects, adores the steal and lives for triples.
If you ever find these candy bars, please email me right away.
The Slanch Report 
