12
Jan
09

Beckham Make Bang-Time Happy Explosion


beckham_condomsDavid Beckham is widely considered an attractive helium-voiced man and a Chinese condom manufacturer is taking advantage of that attraction by slapping his face onto their condom boxes. The condom company is saying that using their condoms will help users score in the bedroom like Beckham does on the field. I guess that means that you’ll prance around and then leave the game early with an ankle injury…

Some Chinese fans of Beckham though are less than pleased with these condoms, “We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here,” the Sun quoted one as saying.

Beckham’s representatives had only this to say, “It’s not an official brand.”

I look forward to the day when the Slanch unofficial condoms go on the market. Of course, I’m more looking forward to the photo shoot where they drench my chest in oil, but that’s a whole other story…

[Yahoo!]


1 Response to “Beckham Make Bang-Time Happy Explosion”


  1. 1 southerner
    January 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    I like the part of the packaging that says ‘Now with less lead and toxins’.


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