Posts Tagged ‘Alex Rodriguez

29
Oct
09

A-Rod Has Been Choking for YEARS!

This clip astonishes me. No, not that Alex Rodriguez in his final high school playoff game made a truly terrible throw to second, tossing the game away and losing it for his school, but that this is the first time I’ve seen it. I spend a lot of time on the Internet (you might have noticed) and this is the first time I’ve ever come across this moment. Success breeds success, failure, well, failure breeds further failure. Despite his torrid pace early in the playoffs, last night Cliff Lee just baffled A-Rod all game long. Let’s hope to see this trend continue, after all, they say people never really change.

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[Barstool Sports]

19
Oct
09

A-Rod Gloms on with Both Hands

A-Rod Grab Ass“Stop running away from me Derek. I know we can make this work.”

h/t to Ben for the photo.

04
Sep
09

A-Rod Mounts a Mountie

During last night’s Blue Jays/Yankees game Alex Rodriguez went chasing after a foul ball of the bat of Lyle Overbay. Keeping his eye on the ball, Alex didn’t notice that he was on a collision course with a Canadian police officer seated along the line.

After the game A-Rod quipped, “I’m just glad she didn’t read me my rights … Oh my god, how embarrassing.”

Seems like a pretty sad way to just cop a feel of a cop.

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[Blitz Corner]

11
Aug
09

So, Now You Know About A-Rod’s Junk

Twins Yankees BaseballFrom the NY Post’s incredibly old and irrelevant gossip mongerer Cindy Adams comes this tidbit:

SO, these friends were at the bar in The Foundry in the Meatpacking District. Professional womanizer¬†Alex Rodriguez, who now and then squeezes in a few hours with the Yankees, arrives with his newest temp —¬†Kate Hudson. A quickie bar pit stop, then to their table, a butter pat away from my friends who also by now were seated. One of these friends had to use the men’s room. And while he’s in the gents’, in comes A-Rod. Now, having seen Alex up close, I can tell you exactly about his face. Never having shared a urinal with him, I cannot tell you about his other varying parts. I am now told, however — and reliably so — that there are reasons he scores big in RBIs.

Ugh. I can’t wait for herpes to rot his junk away.

[NY Post]

09
Jul
09

I Think Jeter Wins This One

I was looking through some of my blog stuff today and noticed that for some reason, this post I wrote a few days ago never posted, so, here it be. Apologies for the lateness.

I simply can’t say it any better than the folks over at Barstool Sports did with this one, so, enjoy!

“Jeter vs. A-Rod Summed Up in Two Photos”

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[Barstool Sports]

11
Jun
09

A-Rod Did Steroids!

Last night’s Red Sox game featured a nice outcome for me, the Sox taking their 8th straight win over the Yankees (7th this year) but I won’t get overly confident just yet because the last few years this exact scenario has played out several times. Early in the season the Sox roll over the Yankees, later in the year, the Yankees get their turn and then, at the end of the season one team leads the season series 10-9 or 10-8.

However, I did enjoy one bit last night when, in the 9th while facing Jonathan Papelbon, Alex Rodriguez was serenaded by the Fenway faithful with some derisive heckling. As he batted the cheer went up all around Fenway, “YOU DO STEROIDS,” now, I found this very amusing, and I appreciated the elan of the crowd but I will say, I’m a bit disappointed that that was the best the crowd could come up with.

I expect more creativity from the crowd, but I do appreciate the enthusiasm.

[Barstool Sports]

24
Mar
09

Not That There’s Anything Wrong With It

arod3While speaking with YES for an interview airing later tonight, embattled slugger Alex Rodriguez told Michael Kay that he doesn’t think the other players’ names who tested positive in 2003 should be released.

“This is really about my mistake. You know, many nights I fell asleep thinking about who I can blame, and this guy, or that guy. And when I woke up I kept coming back to the same person; it’s me. I mean, there’s no one to blame. I hope those 103 names never come out.”

So, while he lies in bed trying to fall asleep A-Rod’s thoughts are filled with men.

Makes sense to me, especially considering last week’s photos…

Does anyone else think that A-Rod would be best served by NOT being in the public eye every second? Hey Alex, why don’t you shut the fuck up, go rehab in Colorado–DON’T FOLLOW KOBE’S REHAB IN COLORADO EXAMPLE–and come back and just play baseball?

[MLB.com]




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