23
Nov
09

Hot Cheerleader Gets Hurt, I’m LIVID!


As the final seconds of double overtime counted down in Saturday’s Oregon/Arizona football game, somewhere out in the crowd a nearly full water bottle came flying onto the field striking Oregon senior cheerleader Katelynn Johnson on the head. She managed to make her way to the sidelines after being hit before she passed out.

A stretcher came out to take her to the hospital where she was kept overnight for observation but she is expected to be fine. When the Oregon Ducks were leaving the field, according to their Athletic Director, they were being pelted with a slew of items, including batteries and bottles.

I for one am HORRIFIED by this incident. If you’re going to hurt someone, hurt one of the UGLY kids, I mean, for god’s sake, this girl is HOT, she doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment. Don’t you know hot people are your betters?

[Oregon Live via Sports By Brooks]


4 Responses to “Hot Cheerleader Gets Hurt, I’m LIVID!”


  1. 1 youppi
    November 23, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    Slanch, please post the address where she is being treated. I’d love to go make sure she’s ok. Also, perhaps she would be willing to make out with me, then cuddle, if she so desired.

    • November 23, 2009 at 6:52 pm

      “she was taken to the University Health Center in Tucson, held for observation and then released. She returned home to Eugene today [11/22]”

      sorry bro, you’re gonna have to go to oregon to make sure she’s alright…

      or you could always befriend her on facebook and woo her electronically…

  2. 3 youppi
    November 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    sorry, I should have read more closely, aka, not been staring at her photos so intensely…

  3. 4 Pere
    June 7, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    Time for an honest conversation. Fat cheerleaders are a danger to everyone. It’s time to tell them NO, go home, NO, bad dog.


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