I can’t say for certain that it is Shaq’s influence, but off the court the Cavaliers seem to be having a bit more fun; maybe it’s Cavs management trying convince LeBron how much fun he can have in Cleveland, or maybe he’s just trying to go out on a high note. Regardless, the hits keep on coming from the Cavaliers with their latest video advertising the Cavs singing Michael Jackson’s hits.
Posts Tagged ‘Shaquille O’Neal
11
Dec
09
LeBron is a P.Y.T.
From Cleveland.com‘s Cavaliers notebook comes this gem:
Before the game, rookie guard Danny Green was busy making a baton on the orders of O’Neal. He constructed it with two tennis balls and a piece of plastic wrapped in athletic tape. Asked why he was doing it, Green didn’t even look up and answered, “Shaq told me to, I don’t know why and I’m not going to ask.”
No matter what he’s doing, the Big Diesel always manages to entertain.
20
Jul
09
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
While in China, newly acquired Cleveland Cavalier Shaquille O’Neil visited the Panda Breeding Research Center in Chengdu, southwest China’s Sichuan province and took the opportunity to get a photograph of him with a giant panda on his lap. Precious.
27
May
09
Shaq Says “Bring it on”
The Big Aristotle, Shaquille O’Neal has been a voracious user of Twitter, becoming in the process one of the most popular people on the useless service. Always one up for some competition, Shaq sent this message to Lance Armstrong, “I challenge u to a race any time any place, it’s time someone challenged u.”
Lance replied back “Alright Shaq, you’re on. To quote the great Ricky Bobby, ‘Bring it on trying to bring me down.'”
I only see Shaq winning if he gets to ride his dope motorcycle.
Ever one to seize an opportunity, Shaq also challenged Danica Patrick to a race, somehow though methinks he wouldn’t fit so much in an F1 car…
23
Apr
09
Steve Nash Wants That Oscar
Phoenix Suns have a lot of free time right now, since they couldn’t make the playoffs this season, so it makes sense that Steve Nash is moving off the court and behind the camera, directing a short film for the Suns website.
Fortunately, he has an accomplished thespian, and legit movie actor in Shaquille O’Neal (star of such films as Blue Chips, Kazaam and Steel) on the roster and having that kind of professionalism on the set always leads to excellent results. Alando Tucker clearly has a lot to learn about film-making, but he turns in a solid performance as the Billy Ray Badger, the sidekick to Shaq’s Thaddeus Thundercastle.
Not too shabby boys, definitely made me laugh multiple times, maybe next year try and translate some of that effort OFF the court ONTO it?
12
Mar
09
Will Perdue ALMOST Measures Up
Orlando Sentinel: You’ve spent your career complaining about floppers and how opponents aren’t man enough to guard you. Does this mean you’re not man enough to guard Dwight Howard?
Shaq: (Bleep) you. I have four rings. How many does he have?
OS: Will Perdue has four rings. Does that mean he’s as good as you?
Shaq: (Bleep) you again.
Last night’s NBA All Star game wasn’t too exciting, the West galloped off to a big victory and the game featured plenty of sloppy passes and missed opportunities as the players showed off to one another. However, the intros for the players did feature one pretty awesome moment. That would be Shaquille O’Neal being introduced to the hometown crowd, dancing with the Jabbawockeez in a pretty kick-ass way. For a big man, Shaq has got some real moves, although the masks do make everyone look terrifying, particularly someone as large as Shaquille.
Other things I love about this video, the gratuitous shots of the DJ’s ass, and the way it ends so suddenly and then Shaq’s awkward shuffle off the stage.
The East All Star starters also had some fun and I have a great video of it during their introductions, but right now I can’t seem to find the cables so I can upload them. But don’t worry, I’ll find ’em!
27
Jan
09
He Really is Superman
19
Sep
08
Wee Man Picks Up Not So Wee Man
Jackass’ favorite midget, Wee Man and the rest of the Jackass crew were filming some bits and the big Shaq Diesel stopped by to hang out and participate. Check out the video below as the 7’1″ 340lb Shaq being picked up by the 4’6″ 120lb Wee Man. As well, Shaq humps Wee Man on the ground, Wee Man hits Shaq with a baseball bat in the stomach and Steve-O hits Shaq with a water balloon full of piss. All in all looks like a fun afternoon of filming!
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