The USC Song Girls every year do a charity event benefiting physically challenged athletes, called “Swim with Mike,” the key draw for the benefit being the Song Girls in bikinis. Now, I could care less about college sports, but I couldn’t care MORE about college co-eds in bikinis. Now granted, many of the Song Girls are butter-faces, but in a bikini I’m paying less attention to the face anyways…
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“Now, I could care less about college sports, but I couldn’t care MORE about college co-eds in bikinis.”
don’t you mean you “could care MORE about college co-eds in bikinis”?
you know, since you could care less about college sports.
no, my interest in college girls in bikinis is at an all-time HIGH, it is impossible for me to care more.
so you actually care about college sports? if you “could care less”, then you care to some degree.
what’s your favorite? college baseball?
ALLISON FUCKING STOKKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i care a tiny bit, mainly because A) some of the players from college will go on to be professionals, b) its still sports,