The Slanch Report

Sorry gang, I’m in the woods today and won’t get a chance to throw any posts up unfortunately. However, I’ll be back at it late tomorrow afternoon and the new site is nearly ready so get ready! 2010: The Year of Slanch!

So I know you like your updates fast and furious, but for the next 4 days or so they’re going to be more like slow and plodding. Most likely there won’t be much in the way of new items during the day, but there will be in the evening. I’ll try and get ahead as much as possible, but I’m also lazy and busy elder-caring and eating fresh seafood so…

But don’t worry, there WILL be new content everyday still.

You may have noticed that we added a button on the top right column so you can become a fan of The Slanch Report. Take a second and do it!

We’re going to have contests and giveaways and the like there and you wouldn’t want to miss out!

Thanks!

I haven’t posted in DAYS, since I started this blog in March of 08 I haven’t taken as many days off as I just did. I apologize. I will say though that it has rejuvenated me and was well-needed. So get ready for a (hopefully) barrage of awesomeness coming at you today and every day hereafter until my death.

Buckle up.

Raise your hand if you spent all night being chased by demons and psycho killers. Ok, it was just me then? Well, I’m exhausted and I simply don’t have the energy to try and blog right now. And blogging is easy.

Sigh.

I’ll try and get some up in the afternoon but it may not happen.

I’m headed into the urban wilderness that is High Falls, NY and I’m simply not sure what the internet situation is going to be for this week. Most likely, there will be updates at some point in the evenings, but it is unlikely that there will be any day-time posts. You’ll have to make it through the work week somehow. Keep checking back though, if only to pad my stats!

Hugs and HJs!

I’m headed out the door to loyal reader Garnold’s wedding. You too can have a Slanch appearance at your wedding, I’m fun, full of vigor and can always charm the parents. Unfortunately, I’ll be driving halfway across the country and the likelihood of any updates, or at least ones during the day are slim. Apologies all around. However, I still love (most of) you and will hold dearly to my heart these moments we share together.