These aren’t “new” photos of Allison Stokke, but they are new to us, and for one very special reader who is moving upstate for a time, I wanted to make sure that these got their proper attention from him.
So, enjoy these photos of Ms. Stokke courtesy of Sports by Brooks and if you’re jonesing for more of her, you can always go here, or here.
The Slanch Report has started an online petition asking the MLB Network to air the Dock Ellis no-hitter he threw on June 12, 1970 against the San Diego Padres. The moment was a seminal piece of baseball history and is certainly worthy of being rerun.
Please join us in this cause and sign the petition below so we can all share in this special and fantastic moment of baseball history. THANKS!
SIGN THE PETITION HERE! AND PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND PASS THIS ALONG!
The Slanch Report 
I need to do an article about hot green women. Break the hairy legged hippy stereotype. Sports are easy.
huhuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhuuuummmmmmmmmmmmwaaaaaaaaaaaa….
i think my heart just stopped. some day allison, some day.
slanch if you posted anything about her (especially pix) on a weekly basis, i would quickly become your #1 fan.
boring.
sorry slanch. she’s yesterday’s news. also, isn’t her dad trying to sue people who post creepy old guy gawker photos of his daughter?
i demand content! also, that trick pitch was…AWESOME!
umm yeah garnold has now officially cracked my top 5 enemies list.