Tiger Woods is making his return to stroke play golf at the World Golf Championships but Sweden’s Henrik Stenson made the big news when, on the third hole he stripped off his clothes down to his boxers. After his drive landed in some sticky mud, Stenson opted to go for it rather than taking the penalty strokes.
“Because of the mud I couldn’t really afford to play in any of my clothes as they would have been a real mess down the last six or so holes so I had no option.
“I was only wearing two things when I hit the shot, my jocks and my golf glove – that is the only thing that will appear in the picture aside from the golf club – just the way God created me.
“Shirt, trousers, socks, shoes, hat – the lot was off.”
Stenson was well-prepared for any of the jokes from the other golfers, saying “You never know, I might have a new endorsement with Playgirl or something like that.”
Now, all we have to do is make sure that someone gets Anna Rawson to hit a ball into a similar location and is forced to take off HER clothes… Please…
MLB has been working hard to move past the steroids era, distancing themselves from the players who have been tainted by the scandal. Unless of course, those players could help MLB make some more money still…
Unni Haskell, 62, moved to St. Petersburg, Florida to enjoy retirement, while there she decided to take up playing golf. After two months of lessons, Haskell felt ready to take on the course itself.
When the new Yankee Stadium opens next month it will be the first antimicrobial facility in Major League Baseball. Undergoing a special treatment, the stadium itself will kill illness causing microorganisms, molds, fungi and bacteria for up to 3 years.
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