Posts Tagged ‘Dwight Howard

09
Dec
09

Superman Flushes Kaman Down the Tubes

Chris Kaman is a 7 foot, 265 pound man, he’s quite a big person to just push around like it’s nothing; Dwight Howard on the other hand is a mere 6′ 11″, 265 pounds and quite the physical freak and he turns on Kaman and dunks over him like it was nothing.

Oh my indeed.

02
Dec
09

Dwight Howard Will Beat You in H-O-R-S-E

Dwight Howard may be terrible at shooting foul shots, but look at how easily he can sink these much harder shots, maybe he just doesn’t have 15 foot range…

21
May
09

Dwight Howard is a Powerful Man

Dwight Howard’s shoulders terrify me, they are so broad, so muscular, so unnatural looking, he’s like a cartoon character. It is those shoulders that generate the power and strength he needs to battle down low in the paint, scoop up a rebound and then slam the ball home so hard that he breaks the shot clock. Awesome.

12
Mar
09

Will Perdue ALMOST Measures Up

Orlando Sentinel: You’ve spent your career complaining about floppers and how opponents aren’t man enough to guard you. Does this mean you’re not man enough to guard Dwight Howard?

Shaq: (Bleep) you. I have four rings. How many does he have?

OS: Will Perdue has four rings. Does that mean he’s as good as you?

Shaq: (Bleep) you again.

[Orlando Sentinel]

28
Jan
09

Watch Your Nipples Around Dwight Howard

From one Superman to another, here is Dwight Howard during a game against the Miami Heat giving rookie Mario Chalmers a friendly “hey-how-ya-doin'” when he walks by and gives him a purple nurple.

[Orlando Magic Daily]

08
Oct
08

How About a Great Pickup Game

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Normally I don’t like posting these type of ad promos but this Adidas commercial is pretty damn dope. With the NBA season opener coming upon us, it can’t hurt to start thinking about basketball once more. I would LOVE to be at this kind of pickup game, where all the players just go nuts and do some ridiculous moves, sign me up! Also, is it me or is Dwight Howard’s body simply ridiculous. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone with that big and wide shoulders and crazy shoulder muscles with such a tiny lower body. It’s pretty goddamn intimidating. I don’t think I’ll be driving to the hoop on him anytime soon.

[The Sporting News]




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