Archive for March 14th, 2009

14
Mar
09

He’s Bringing Sexy Back

Andre Smith lost himself tens of millions of dollars when he abandoned the NFL draft combine without notice and then had an uninspiring workout for scouts at the University of Alabama pro day. Once considered one of the top 5 picks, now it is likely that the big left tackle Smith won’t be picked in the top 10-15, losing millions of guaranteed dollars in the process. One of the big knocks against him has been that he has shown up out of shape and with a poor work ethic, leading many talent evaluators to wonder if making such a large investment in him is wise. I can’t imagine why they think he’s out of shape, when he runs it’s hypnotic…

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14
Mar
09

Masturbait Away

Mobile, Alabama’s classic rock station 96.1 The Rocket has only one question for you: Is there anything sexier than a woman holding a fish?

In fact, there are about 12 million sexier things, unless you’re really into fishing, in which case, I suppose this gallery of women holding fish really does it for you. In Mobile, I’m assuming this is considered high art, regardless, check out this gallery with such wonderfully classy pictures as these:

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If these pictures don’t get you all hot and bothered you just might need to turn your man card in, because nothing is more natural than bikinis and big…fish.

[96.1 The Rocket]




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