Archive for October 8th, 2009

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Oct
09

Former Porn Star’s Song May Save French Coach’s Job

DomenachRinger

Up until recently French national team coach Raymond Domenech was in very real danger of losing his job with many French citizens and media members demanding his head. Thanks to a new pop song from Catherine Ringer titled Je Kiffe Raymond (I Fancy Raymond) he’s likely received a reprieve.

With lyrics like “If he attacked my penalty areas, I would be without defenders,” Ms. Ringer’s song is just a tad bit suggestive. Considering her past, that’s no surprise. Ringer, who rose to fame with Les Rita Mitsouko, an alt-rock group before going solo started out in a very different field, ’70s porn. Perhaps you remember 1978’s Color Climax Special 257 or Stories of Bottom in 1979. And who could ever forget her phenomenal 1981 works Marathon Love and Deep Throats and Little Girls? I know I haven’t.

Thanks to her song becoming a hit, Domenech’s popularity is on the rise and calls for him to be replaced aren’t as prominent. Here’s the song below for you to enjoy in all it’s French-ness.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

[Sports by Brooks]

08
Oct
09

The Sun Doesn’t Want You to See the NLDS

Due to normal solar activity, TBS’ airing of today’s Rockies/Phillies game could be disrupted. Apparently every February/March and September/October there are certain days where the position of the sun can interfere with TV satellite broadcasts.

The period of interference is supposed to occur during 4:10 pm – 5:10 pm EST. Any disruption of service should only last two-five minutes. Let’s hope this goes better than last year’s horrific Steve Harvey disaster.

I’m still not over that. Not very funny TBS.

[MLB]

08
Oct
09

Giant Pumpkin Cannon in Ulster County Gets Me Excited

If you think I’m not going to post a 97-foot pumpkin cannon that can launch a bowling ball-sized pumpkin (or a bowling ball) over a mile than this must be your first day on my blog.

The cannon, built by farmer John Gill and Gary Arold in Ulster County, NY shoots its payload out at 600+ miles per hour and, tilted at 45 degrees, shoots 3,500 feet in the air. The friends built the cannon in 2006 after seeing another, smaller one and deciding they could top it.

97-foot-long barrel that shoots gourds roughly 4,000 feet, at a speed of 600 miles per hour. Tilted at a 45-degree angle, the cannon shoots about 3,500 feet high. Gill, a corn and vegetable farmer, and his construction buddy Gary Arold, built the pumpkin cannon in 2006 after they saw a friend’s smaller model.

The items shot out the cannon include pumpkins, scuba tanks, a basketball filled with corn and foam installation and of course, the bowling ball.

“The first time we shot a bowling ball, that’s was probably the worst thing we ever did,” Arold says. “It kept going and going and going.”

Awesome. I want in.

[Times Herald Record via Gizmodo]

08
Oct
09

Kilted Scot to Marathon Through the Amazon

Dave CowanCalling itself one of the most dangerous races in the world, a mere 136 competitors have signed up for the Jungle Marathon 2009 race. The seven-day 222km marathon makes its way through the Amazon rainforest near Para, Brazil. The runners will face intense heat and humidity as well as poisonous snakes, tarantulas, jaguars and many other dangers.

Dave Cowan, a Scot grocery store manager and father-of-one is one of the participants, kilt and all, hoping to raise £2000 for the children’s hospice charity CHAS.

He said, “I’ve put in hours and hours of training and I’ve been so focused on this for so long I need it to be done now.

“I’m like a coiled spring ready to be let go.

“When I watched the marathon on television I saw people having to be fitted with drips and be carried away.

“That’s what pushed me to see where my limit is.

Like the other participants, Cowan will carry all his food and equipment with him through the course in a backpack weighing nearly 30 pounds through a place where at night it “cools” down to a balmy 80 degrees.

Once the race begins Sunday, you can follow Dave and all the other racers via the Jungle Marathon website.

[The Courier]

08
Oct
09

Well, Fan IS Short for Fanatic…

lobster-knife-fightAfter Monday’s Vikings/Packers Favre-fest some Packers fans were noticeably on edge. Ryan Hinderaker was one of those fans. Wearing a Packers T-shirt he got into an argument with a Vikings fan at the Leaning Tower of Pizza restaurant in Minneapolis where they were watching the game.

The two men “bickered back and forth” for a few minutes and after the game Hinderaker followed him outside intending to confront the opposing fan.

Being rational, Hindraker did the only appropriate thing, he pulled a knife out of his pants pocket and stabbed the other man in the stomach.

Showing his gentler side, after stabbing the other man Hindraker then called 911 and turned himself in. What a guy! He was charged with felony second-degree assault.The victim was rushed into surgery, but fortunately the injuries aren’t life-threatening.

The police made sure to note that the victim wasn’t wearing Vikings gear.

Police said the victim wasn’t wearing Vikings attire.

[Star Tribune]

08
Oct
09

Freshman Dorm Gets 52-Year-Old Resident to Spice Things Up

Mike HamrickAt the beginning of the semester, the freshman residents of South Residence Hall on Marshall University’s campus were awfully confused, “who is that old guy wandering around here all the time?” they must have asked themselves. A few weeks into the beginning of the semester Mike Hamrick (far right) was even stopped by one of the RAs who wanted to know what he was doing there. Hamrick explained that he lived in the dorm and then pointed at the all-girls wing, saying his room was down there. That must have seemed awfully creepy to the RA.

Hired in July as the school’s new Athletic Director, when he moved from Las Vegas Hamrick informed school President Stephen Kopp that he would need some temporary housing. “He got back to me and said ‘I’ve got a really great apartment for you’ and I said great,” Hamrick said.  “He said it is in a residence hall and I said ‘Great, I can’t wait!'”

So now the 52-year-old 1980 Marshall grad is back where it all started, reliving his college experience; he hangs out eating pizza, watches sports with the other guys in the lounge and does his laundry on Sunday afternoons like any other freshman. No word if he has had any awkward walks-of-shame as yet.

“At first, the students looked at me kind of funny like ‘who is this old guy?'” Hamrick said.  “I don’t think I’ve ever heard of an athletic director living in a freshman residence hall.”

He’s having fun with the situation, getting to know the students, he even went to school with one of the RA’s mom! The other day while doing laundry a student came up to Hamrick,

“He said, ‘Excuse me sir, I’m not trying to be rude, but what are you doing,'” Hamrick said.

When Hamrick replied that he was doing laundry, the student then informed him it was a freshman residence hall. “I told him I live here and he said, ‘You’re a freshman?'” Hamrick said.

Hamrick said he jokingly told the student he was a 52-year-old freshman who had been out in the world and decided to return to college.

“After about ten minutes, I finally told him that I am the new athletic director,” he said.

…”I feel like Rodney Dangerfield [in Back to School],” he joked. “To be honest, it’s made me feel young.  I graduated in 1980 and living in the dorm makes me feel like I never left.”

At the end of the semester Hamrick’s wife will join him in Huntington and he will move off campus to his new home. In the meantime he’s emailing back and forth with his daughter, a freshman at the University of Nevada-Reno comparing freshman dorm experiences.

My recommendation is that if Hamrick wants the kids to really like him, he better man up and start buying the freshman some beer. After all, who is going to bust the Athletic Director for throwing a party? Also, he better pull his weight during the dorm water-gun assassins tournament or there will be hell to pay!

[The Parthenon]

08
Oct
09

Michelle Beadle Takes Off Brett Favre’s Pants

Former YES host Michelle Beadle (and dream woman of commenter Myummers) made this faux-commercial for her current gig of hosting ESPN2’s Sportsnation spoofing Brett Favre’s Wrangler Jeans ads. It’ s not incredibly funny, but she’s really attractive and her pants fall down so, there’s that, and really that should be more than enough.

[With Leather]




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