Archive for October 22nd, 2009

22
Oct
09

Brett Myers Gets Shot Down

Amidst the celebration on the field last night for the Phillies win, the players’ wives and families joined them out on the field. Noted wife-abuser Brett Myers goes in for a celebratory smooch from his wife to get shot down.

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“Don’t kiss me,” she clearly says to him, probably because he smells like cigars and cheap beer, plus he’s an asshole. Eat a dick Myers.

[The Fightins]

22
Oct
09

One Last Thing on Steve Phillips and His Lady-Love

I wish I could take credit for this line, but it comes from commenter Garnold.

brookephillips

Looking at Steve Phillips’ paramour Brooke Hundley all of a sudden Phillips’ talent evaluation “skills” with the Mets make a lot more sense.

22
Oct
09

Please Don’t Be Crabs, Please Don’t Be Crabs

In 2002 Mike Price was hired in to be the head football coach at the University of Alabama, he coached spring practices but never an actual game after reports of a drunken evening with strippers trickled out. According to Sports Illustrated, Price even took (at least) one of the strippers back to his room and had a free-for-all sexfest. Sounds like fun!

Alabama ditched him shortly thereafter and a year later the University of Texas-El Paso hired him to coach their team. During last night’s game against Tulsa it looks like Price may still be suffering some post-stripper-sex issues.

[Wiz of Odds]

22
Oct
09

Own Your Own Football Team for Under 200K

Iowa Blackhawks Team PhotoBuying an NFL team costs hundreds of millions of dollars, something well out of the reach of most people, owning an American Professional Football League team is significantly cheaper. The owner of the Iowa Blackhawks, Jake Hiffernan, is offering up the team, the home field astroturf, player uniforms, the 2009 APFL Regional Championship trophy and $30,000 of nutritional supplements for the bargain basement price of $195,000. Even in this economy that is a hell of deal to become a professional sports owner.

Iowa Blackhawks in ActionHaving owned the team since 2003, Hiffernan is now looking to unload the franchise so that it can grow and become more successful, something he’s no longer able to do.¬†“They would get the naming rights, team rights — everything that goes with it,” Hiffernan said.

“We need to get somebody in here with some real money so we can start getting a bigger fan base and be a bigger part of our community,” he said.

So far several former NFL players, according to Hiffernan, have expressed interest although there hasn’t been a sale yet.

Just think, you could pair this deal with the upcoming auction for the Pontiac Silverdome and you could go big-time!

[KCCI]

22
Oct
09

Sex Doll Stands in for Michelle Beadle

Remember the fauxmercial Michelle Beadle from ESPN’s Sportsnation made making fun of Brett Favre and his Wrangler ads?¬†Since it was so popular, the ESPN folks released a behind-the-scenes clip showing how they shot the vicious hit Beadle takes at the end of the advert.

I bet it’s not the first time a blow-up sex-doll has been expensed at ESPN…

[Outside the Box Score]

22
Oct
09

Like Running Straight Into a Brick Wall

When I see hits like this one that Vancouver’s Willie Mitchell levels on Blackhawk’s captain Jonathan Toews I am glad that my mom never would have let me play hockey. It’s a clean hit but it absolutely demolishes Toews who can’t pick up his stick, tries to skate to bench and can’t get a few feet without collapsing. Wow.

I love open ice hits.




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