Posts Tagged ‘University of Alabama

22
Oct
09

Please Don’t Be Crabs, Please Don’t Be Crabs

In 2002 Mike Price was hired in to be the head football coach at the University of Alabama, he coached spring practices but never an actual game after reports of a drunken evening with strippers trickled out. According to Sports Illustrated, Price even took (at least) one of the strippers back to his room and had a free-for-all sexfest. Sounds like fun!

Alabama ditched him shortly thereafter and a year later the University of Texas-El Paso hired him to coach their team. During last night’s game against Tulsa it looks like Price may still be suffering some post-stripper-sex issues.

[Wiz of Odds]

14
Mar
09

He’s Bringing Sexy Back

Andre Smith lost himself tens of millions of dollars when he abandoned the NFL draft combine without notice and then had an uninspiring workout for scouts at the University of Alabama pro day. Once considered one of the top 5 picks, now it is likely that the big left tackle Smith won’t be picked in the top 10-15, losing millions of guaranteed dollars in the process. One of the big knocks against him has been that he has shown up out of shape and with a poor work ethic, leading many talent evaluators to wonder if making such a large investment in him is wise. I can’t imagine why they think he’s out of shape, when he runs it’s hypnotic…

andre-smith[Brahsome]

15
Dec
08

Alabama Takes FAIL Up a Level

2597147The FAIL concept has swept across the internet, with iterations such as the Fail Blog, an epic amount of captioned photos, hell, even Slate has an article on it. Now, the University of Alabama Crimson Tide are using “Fail” to intimidate their future football opponents. To celebrate a noted Alabamean and class of ’49 alumni’s generous donation, the university will be officially renaming the visitor’s locker room “The Fail Room” after James M. Fail. Having served three years in the US Navy prior to attending the university, Fail works now in the financial field, serving as chairman of Stone Holdings, Inc, and Bluebonnet Savings Bank.

Now whenever opponents reach the stadium a sign will be awaiting them, putting the word FAIL right in their faces from the get-go. Well done Alabama. Sure your educational facilities are piss-poor at best, and you are generally ranked in the bottom 5 for all the states’ in quality of education, intelligence, etc, but at least, for one brief shining moment, you accomplished something glorious.




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