Archive for May 8th, 2009

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May
09

It’s a Sport if You Do it Vigorously

It is little surprise that an event like 9th annual Masturbate-a-thon is held in a city like San Francisco; anything goes there! But, at the Center for Sex and Culture on Mission Street that’s exactly what happened last weekend. Among the luminaries in attendance was World Champion Masanobu Sato (right) who flew in from Japan for the event, where he attempted to beat his own record from last year of 9 hours and 33 minutes. 9 HOURS! Yowza.

After the jump some NSFW pics from inside the event and of course, you can see the full set HERE courtesy of the SF Weekly.

[SF Weekly via With Leather]

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08
May
09

I Love You, Man

Sports bring people together, fans and players both. While the competition on the field/court/whatever may be fierce, when the final whistle blows or the last run crosses the plate the players just become people once more. This slideshow, assembled by WCCO in Minnesota/St Paul features some of the finest moments of athletes hugging one another, and I’ll be honest, most of them look like they are about to kiss. It’s pretty exciting.

08
May
09

And Your Next American Idol IS…!

Mike Tyson, in Vegas, sings Phil Collins. Need I say more? The video below requires you to put your (or someone else’s) age in because of some swear words in the clip. But seriously, see that first sentence and tell me it isn’t worth it.

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[Fan IQ]

08
May
09

Mets and Phillies Fans Remain Classy

Citi Field isn’t officially the home of the Mets until the fans get into a fight with heated rivals. For example, here are some Mets fans squaring off against some fans of the Phillies after the game and after a Phillies helmet gets knocked off, it starts to get real.

The best part is the description of the video on youtube which reads:

Big Forhead jew gets rocked by a drunk mets fan……he also goes out with Courtney gower from cherokee high school

I’m not quite clear why that information is important, but there it is; the internet where every retard can say anything.

Stay tuned for more of my blog!


[Sports by Brooks]

08
May
09

Ladies, the Line Forms to the Right

4730322Zaza Enden, forward/center/head coach for second division Akçakoca Poyrazspor in Düzce, Turkey received an interesting phone call the other day; it seems that his Russian uncle had died, leaving a $100 million inheritance for Enden. But if sitcoms have taught us nothing, inheritances come with a cost. No, Enden doesn’t need to spend the night in a haunted mansion; instead he needs to get married, and stay married for 5 years in order to fulfill the conditions his uncle set up.

The inheritance, which Enden claims is not cash but rather shopping centers, residences and other real estate, Enden wants to utilize the money to purchase his own basketball club and compete in the Euroleague.

Of course, since Enden is known for his theatrics to promote himself and his team, and hasn’t played top-level basketball for several years, there is just as good a possibility that this is all a hoax. But hey, it’s Friday!

[Basketbawful]

08
May
09

Alex Ovechkin Sings Along

At the Capitals/Penguins tilt the other night, the Washington crowd sang along to pederast Gary Glitter’s Rock and Roll Part 2, adding in their usual “You Suck” cheer after every “Hey” in the song. Alex Ovechkin, on the bench during the song joins in; take that Sidney Crosby, AO said you suck!

08
May
09

This I Cannot Do

If you’re going to be good at something, Parkour isn’t a bad thing to be proficient in. Here’s Levi Meeuwenberg, an actual professional parkourist’s reel featuring some of his better stuff. Enjoy!

[With Leather]

08
May
09

This Pitch Made Him Want to Cry

Japan Angels and DemonsIt should be required that if you star in a baseball related movie, even if you don’t play in the film, that you should be capable of throwing the ball. Tom Hanks, currently in Japan with Ron Howard to promote their abomination Angels and Demons — the ending to which Ron Darling revealed during the Mets game the other day — was invited to throw the first pitch between the Yomiuri Giants and Chunichi Dragons. Ron Howard lined up behind the plate, and despite taking several warm-up tosses in the bullpen prior, Hanks’ pitch bounced several feet in front of the plate.

“Tons of practice and I bounced it in the dirt, I’m humiliated” Hanks said. “I went from the rush of being in the sacred spot to the humiliation of being mortal.”

Hanks said he has been impressed with Japanese baseball over the years.

“I think it’s a great game,” said Hanks. “I think a lot of the teams could compete (with major league teams) but I’ve only seen one game.”

[AP]

08
May
09

Who Knew Sailing is so Exciting

In case you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to watch some people sailing from the vantage point of the rudder while listening to a rock cover of Rocket Man than today is your lucky day!

I want someone to explain to me how these boats work.

08
May
09

Hamburger SV Sunk By Hamburger Wrapper

Hamburger SV was rolling towards the UEFA Cup Finals until a piece of litter ruined their chances. As Hamburger midfielder Michael Gravgaard went to clear a ball out of his zone it, at the last moment, rolled over a piece of garbage on the field and he bobbled the ball, which subsequently went out of bounds. The ensuing corner kick by Werder Bremen’s Frank Baumann scored, winning the game 3-2.

[Who Ate All the Pies]




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