Archive for May 28th, 2009

28
May
09

Rookies Know How to Celebrate

By slanch 1 Comment
Categories: Football
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Assembling this year’s rookie class for their first Upper Deck photoshoots, the company opted to make the event a bit more interesting by creating a Touchdown Celebration contest where the best dance would win an autographed Michael Jordan jersey. First off, Michael Jordan? I forget his epic football career. What, were they all out of Ron Mexico jerseys?

Anyways, since almost all of these dance celebrations are illegal, we’ll never get to see them in the N0-Fun-League, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t entertaining. I for one like Aaron Curry’s and I always appreciate a good worm…

28
May
09

No Puck For You

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Categories: Awesome and Hockey
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Darren Helm ultimately scored the winning goal in overtime to help the Detroit Red Wings return to the Stanley Cup finals against their opponent last year, the Pittsburgh Penguins. Before that, he singlehandedly made the Blackhawks look silly by skating around and through their defense holding onto the puck for way too long in their zone, it’s a pretty impressive game of keep away.

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