Posts Tagged ‘Mike Tyson

08
May
09

And Your Next American Idol IS…!

Mike Tyson, in Vegas, sings Phil Collins. Need I say more? The video below requires you to put your (or someone else’s) age in because of some swear words in the clip. But seriously, see that first sentence and tell me it isn’t worth it.

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[Fan IQ]

20
Apr
09

A Mean Green Biting Fighting Doppelganger

Once the most feared man in boxing, Mike Tyson has since become so notorious for his actions in and out of the ring that at this point nothing he does surprises anyone anymore. For me, the day he got his face tattoo 6 years ago was when he reached that point. However, when he was in his hey-day, Mike Tyson was insanely awesome, watch this video to be reminded of just how incredibly fast and tough he was. Written as an intense, dark graphic novel, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were transformed by marketers into the more family-friendly, action-figured lovable turtles that were a part of my youth. Known as much for their love of pizza as their joy of fighting the foot clan, the TMNT were an integral part of my childhood, I still distinctly remembering seeing Secret of the Ooze in a theater so crowded I sat in the aisle; it was worth it.

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23
Mar
09

Stop Hitting Yourself

Mike Tyson was one of the most ferocious boxers ever, he would deliver his fury upon opponents without stopping until they were knocked out cold. Tyson Fury, a British born boxer doesn’t quite have the same killer instinct, despite having a perfect boxing name. Fury in fact comes from a long-line of boxers and bare-knuckle brawlers, you’d think with such a family history that he’d be familiar with how to throw a punch. Unfortunately on March 14, in a fight against Lee Swaby, Fury threw a punch that missed his opponent but managed to hit Fury straight on in the face. Now that’s TALENT!

And join us after the jump for another angle of this epic pugilistic moment.

[Champions 365]

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20
Jan
09

Tyson Worries Fame Will Change Him

I guess Mike Tyson is at Sundance, promoting a documentary about him and at a dinner at his honor he stood up and made this speech. Money quote: “”I’m afraid of how much pussy, and how much money I’m going to get, and it’s going to lead to a lot of problems. That really bothers me a lot. It sounds funny, but it’s really detrimental to me.”

Ah Mike, you so crazy.

[Awful Announcing]

17
Dec
08

Mike Tyson Got FAAAAAAAAAT

He used to fight as a heavyweight, but now I think Mike Tyson might be even out of that weight class after seeing this photo from the Video Game Awards this past weekend.

121608-mike-tysonThat face tattoo though is still looking good.




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