Archive for May 25th, 2009

25
May
09

“The Collar and Cuffs Definitely Don’t Match.”

FellainiRooneyEverton midfielder Marouane Fellaini is most readily known for his giant afro; however, according to the semi-horsefaced Natalie Rooney (cousin of ManU’s star Wayne Rooney) who has been seeing Fellaini, the “collar and cuffs definitely don’t match.”

“I absolutely love his hair.

“It’s like a big Afro, it’s everywhere. But he shaves it ‘elsewhere…’”

Natalie said: “He doesn’t speak much English and it’s mostly French channels on his TV so we have to entertain ourselves in other ways. The only French I know is ‘Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir’ – but it seemed to work well!”

So, there you go, now you know about a Belgishian’s (ed. that’s definitely not what they’re called…) pubic hair. Happy Memorial Day!

Oh and according to his wikipedia page, Fellaini is known for his heading ability and stamina. Enjoy ladies!

[Daily Star]

25
May
09

Nationals Utterly Fail Once More

rosseveltI don’t know what it is about the Nationals that makes them desire to suck so much, but this team is clearly run by people who are not paying attention and don’t care. First there was the debacle with the misspelled uniforms, and now, available at the stores at Nationals Stadium you can have your very own Teddy Rossevelt bobblehead. Whoever he is.

I can see how they would get Roosevelt’s name wrong, I mean, it’s not like he was a major force in American government like Jerry Ford. This is just more piling on ol’ Teddy, first they never let him win in any of the races, and now this!

Hey Nationals, obviously no one is paying any attention to anything going on either at the stadium or with the team. Hire me. I’ll pay attention, although, paying attention to the Nats is pretty difficult… Also, what is it about Maryland-area stadiums complete inability to use the English language?

[DC Sports]

25
May
09

Don’t Stop Believing

During the end of the channel 5’s newscast on Friday night the news team seemed despondent, the Cavs were about to go down 2-0 to the Orlando Magic and it looked like Cleveland’s hopes for a title were being dashed in an instant. Someone forgot to remind the folks at channel 5 that LeBron wasn’t done.

I love the reaction of the woman anchor who clearly is not that into sports but has gotten into the excitement even though she has little idea what’s going on. Then there is the male anchor who says,”Someone took the shot” Hey newscaster guy, his name is LeBron, he’s the most recognizable athlete in Cleveland history. Learn it.




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