Zaza Enden, forward/center/head coach for second division Akçakoca Poyrazspor in Düzce, Turkey received an interesting phone call the other day; it seems that his Russian uncle had died, leaving a $100 million inheritance for Enden. But if sitcoms have taught us nothing, inheritances come with a cost. No, Enden doesn’t need to spend the night in a haunted mansion; instead he needs to get married, and stay married for 5 years in order to fulfill the conditions his uncle set up.
The inheritance, which Enden claims is not cash but rather shopping centers, residences and other real estate, Enden wants to utilize the money to purchase his own basketball club and compete in the Euroleague.
Of course, since Enden is known for his theatrics to promote himself and his team, and hasn’t played top-level basketball for several years, there is just as good a possibility that this is all a hoax. But hey, it’s Friday!
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