Archive for March 28th, 2008

28
Mar
08

Links for the weekend

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For the weekend here are a couple links that you definitely should read to take you into the weekend. I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the sheer volume of Hideki Matsui’s porn collection.

Sports Hernia Presents “Stuff Awkward White Centers Like”

This All-Robot Baseball Team from the Armchair GM is fucking hilarious.

First they came for the nipple rings, and I said nothing…

You’re never too old to have to pay for it

Awesome bath tub/aquarium

Secret East German Porno stash discovered, Hideki arranges plane tickets

Keenan and Friend Go to Good Burger

Man claims to speak “Australian” After Allegedly Being Raped by a Wombat

Have a good weekend!
28
Mar
08

The Roommate Speaks!

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Categories: Guest Columns and Random
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Our first guest blog entry comes today via epic commenter and fine human being “The Roomate”! Being a spelling prick, I made the headline to properly read roommate. Enjoy!

Well folks, another high school teacher was caught having sex with a student. This time is it was 25-year-old Heather Kennedy who teachers math at Wantagh HS in Long Island, NY, as reported by the New York Post.

Ms. Kennedy did it high-school style: in her car in the parking lot of another area HS, Massapequa High. After ‘parking’, the 16-year-old she was cruising with asked her if she wanted to have sex, and she agreed. I like how the 16-year-old covered his ass from a potential date-rape charge by asking his teacher if she wanted to statutorily rape him. Oh, laws!

Continue reading ‘The Roommate Speaks!’

28
Mar
08

Uh Hideki…? (UPDATED)

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Sports Frog has this fun little tidbit on paper fetishist Hideki Matsui that frankly blew my brain.

“In 2003, the Asian edition of Time Magazine did a puff piece on Matsui as he was coming to America, and reported that:

“(Matsui’s) only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos. His refreshing ability to laugh self-deprecatingly about his porno collection, reporters say, is one reason why fans and even nonfans have taken to him so much.””

ARTNET.com also has a link to a sports illustrated report that says “Matsui has 55,000 distinct items in his porn collection.” (link NSFW)

55,000? That’s a whole lot of tentacles…

Definitely read the Sports Frog article, as it is pretty damn funny.

And for anyone who was confused by J. Temperance’s comment in the original post, this is the bet he was referring to.

“Mmmm, stupid baseball game, now I have to wait three hours to pound one out…”
28
Mar
08

Washington Solves All Problems That Matter!

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Categories: Baseball, Conspiracies, Douches and Poor Governing
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Good news! President Bush who hates steroids so much–except when he owned the Texas Rangers and they employed Ivan Rodriguez, Juan Gonzalez and Jose Canseco–won’t have to deal with a totally awkward moment at Opening Day for the Nationals’ new stadium. Scheduled to throw out the first pitch, the nominal receiver of said pitch would be the catcher no? Well, who is supposed to be the starting catcher for the Washington Nationals? Could it be Paul Lo Duca? The same Paul Lo Duca who was mentioned so prominently in the Mitchell Report? The Paul Lo Duca who sent this lovely handwritten note to Kirk Radomski? I think it just might be.

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