Wily Mo Pena has been diagnosed with an oblique injury and will likely be out for 4 weeks.
It looks like the World Series dreams for the Nationals are gone now.
I thought they had a great chance too…
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It’s Good to be a Phenom
Clay Buchholz, the star Red Sox prospect who threw a no-hitter in his second major league start, already is enjoying the life of a baseball superstar.
According to his father on a radio show on Boston’s Only Home for Classic Rock, WZLX, “I know he’s met her, gone out with her, but I don’t know if you consider that dating . . . but hey, a boy could do worse. It doesn’t surprise me any. Last year up in Boston he was dating a Victoria’s Secret model, so he’s moving up the ladder…I mean, he’s got pretty good taste.”
Oh yeah, this is the she that his dad is referring to:
2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Erica Ellyson.
And this is Clay’s feeling on the matter,
Once we look past the mild creepiness of his father really enjoying his son’s sex life, it seems that for Buchholz, who is likely to break camp with the Sox, life certainly seems to be moving in a positive direction.
(Some NSFW pics after the jump)
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Thanks to the internet, it is a rare occasion these days for me to enter a video store but recently, when I was in upstate NY some friends and I decided to rent some movies. While in the store, we HAD to check out the adult section, if only as a sociological survey to see what was enticing the peoples of upstate New York.
Turns out upstate is all about the anal. But that’s a digression. In the porn section I came across this high-brow title.
Call me old fashioned, but I miss the days when pornos weren’t just rushed out the door immediately after filming. The days when some grizzled old sketchy dude in the valley, wearing a Gold’s Gym tank top and flip-flops over his yellowing toe-nails would at least glance at the cover to a movie before shipping it out to the masses.
Oh the golden years. It seems those days have long past.
Where I am confused by this movie is; if these women are slutty mothers, how are they also husbands? Are they their own husbands? Do they lead bigamous lives with two families, one where they are the husband and one they are the wife? And are they incredibly horny? Or merely presenting an homage to little-discussed Russian author Andrei Bely? Is this a tranny flick? It wasn’t labeled as such and it’d be a shame to mislead the good denizens of the Stone Ridge area.
I was forcibly dragged out of the room and overruled by my narc friends on renting the film.
These questions still haunt me…
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