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Nov
08

Roddick’s Bidder Gets Raw Deal on Seeing His Dick


Andy Roddick raised much money for Elton John’s AIDS charities when he offered to conduct an hour tennis lesson in the nude, with the final result coming out to $15,000. Unfortunately, Roddick’s wet-blanket super hot fiancé, model Brooklyn Decker was none too pleased. Friends of hers told Radar that “She is in awe that Andy raised so much for this cause but there’s no way she’s going to let him go through with this.” What a joneser!

Andy Roddick showing how much he is totally whipped posted on his website soon after the auction, “Ok, first and foremost I am not gonna be playing naked tennis ha ha… it was kind of said in jest and the lady who bid on it was really cool afterward.”

Then again, if this were my fiancée I’d listen to whatever she said…


5 Responses to “Roddick’s Bidder Gets Raw Deal on Seeing His Dick”


  1. 1 calexander13
    November 12, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Hey, this is basically NSFW!!! Although, wait a minute…uhhhhh…where are her nipples? Gross.

  2. 2 the roomate
    November 13, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    she’s stretching her tatties and hiding them magically.

    roddick could do better, this girl looks like trailer trash.

    don’t marry her, andy! first she won’t let you play tennis naked with a rando woman, next she won’t let you put your feet on the coffeetable or watch ice road truckers.

  3. January 27, 2009 at 12:48 am

    Andy is a lucky man

  4. 4 hiphopapotomas
    January 31, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    if only she moved her armes

  5. January 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    next time please move your ames so we can SEE THE NIPPLES but its still very nice. also do some
    sexier kind of picture


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