Archive for April 28th, 2009

28
Apr
09

Welcome to the New World of Twitter and Food Animal Sex

Barry Zito has a Cy Young award, a ridiculous $127 million contract and lots of free time; so it should come as little surprise that he takes the time out of his day to take a photo of, and share via twitter, him playing with his food and making gingerbread animals hump.

These are real ginger bread pigs from an upscale pizza joint in LA. They got frisky, luckily I had the phone cam.

"These are real ginger bread pigs from an upscale pizza joint in LA. They got frisky, luckily I had the phone cam."

Of course, those are clearly both DUDE gingerbread pigs, which is totally not cool. It’s an abomination dude…

[Barry Zito]

28
Apr
09

In the Wild Stokke’s Run Rampant

I don’t have much to say here, I know at least one reader who will be beside himself at this post…

Via Coed Magazine comes all new photos fresh off Allison Stokke’s facebook page, because you know, that’s the world we live in. In addition, here are some photos from a meet she had recently so you can see the pole vaulting champion in action. OMG, she’s just like us! She takes pictures with awkward white dudes too! She eats! I eat! We’re meant for each other!

alison-stokke-facebook-pics-2

I like the glasses…

[Coed Magazine]




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