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09

Smaller, Faster, Stronger But Less Buoyant


6e4ed1c1ac91bfbac425aab6fbb8c26b_simona halep 10Remember Simona Halep, the 17 year old Romanian tennis player who featured some — uh, I do I say this classily — oversized funbags? (ed. You blew it) Well, sad news for her many new fans and for the ratings for women’s tennis, she’s seriously considering a breast reduction. According to ProSport.Ro and some poor translation:

I do not believe that physical appearance has an effect on performance, so I help with anything in the sport. My mind bust when for me to go and even if the land would not be sporting, I would have felt very good. Inconvenience me, it’s very hard with them. It’s a weight in addition to confound me speed response. I can not go on very well. Shoot me down. Nothing in life is not like me even though sport was not all I was doing surgery, revealing Halep. Surgical intervention should take place last year, but probably will use it in autumn, because the postponement might cause problems in the column.

Makes perfect sense to me. While I’m sure there will be many heavy breathing fans who will be disappointed, I’d like to posit this, a boob reduction doesn’t mean she’s going to from these, to mosquito bites, and in the long run, she really isn’t that hot anyways. Besides, isn’t woman’s tennis all about the TENNIS; that’s why I watch…

But then, I’m a much more enlightened kind of guy.

[ProSport.Ro via Sports by Brooks]


4 Responses to “Smaller, Faster, Stronger But Less Buoyant”


  1. June 1, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Noooooooooooooooo! Save the boobies!!! This would be a heinous crime against nature!

  2. 2 Andrew
    June 2, 2009 at 1:20 am

    The guy who wrote this must be a homo!!

    • 3 shatraw
      June 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm

      hah hah hah

      i wonder what bill simmons thinks about all this???

  3. June 11, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    She needs to keep the boobs, tennis is only a short time thing the boobs are forever.


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