In the Wild Stokke’s Run Rampant

I don’t have much to say here, I know at least one reader who will be beside himself at this post…

Via Coed Magazine comes all new photos fresh off Allison Stokke’s facebook page, because you know, that’s the world we live in. In addition, here are some photos from a meet she had recently so you can see the pole vaulting champion in action. OMG, she’s just like us! She takes pictures with awkward white dudes too! She eats! I eat! We’re meant for each other!


I like the glasses…

[Coed Magazine]

15 Responses to “In the Wild Stokke’s Run Rampant”

  1. 1 youppi
    April 28, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    clearly myummers hasn’t seen this, or I’d be the second person commenting.

  2. 2 myummers
    April 28, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    that’s right youppi, you saw it first.

    as far as the lovely miss stokke, i want her to know that i think of her frequently and will continue to wait patiently for her.

  3. 3 garnold
    April 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    oh, creepy internet, you make me feel uncomfortable.

  4. 4 youppi
    April 28, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    that’s right. myummers…

  5. 5 myummers
    April 28, 2009 at 2:00 pm


    youppi, what do you think of the glasses? my gut tells me it’s just a phase, that maybe she was tired of everyone recognizing her and stopping dead in their tracks at the visage of a true goddess. some people do tattoos or piercings, others do drugs, and still others become skinheads or shoplifters- in college, developing and experimenting with your identity, etc. lovely allison went with glasses! or, it could just be that her eyes needed them and she doesn’t like contacts.

  6. 6 shatraw
    April 28, 2009 at 2:37 pm


  7. 7 myummers
    April 28, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    right, says the guy who still has a boner for selma blair and keira knightley.

    chicks who are athletic and/or eat food are sexy in my opinion.

  8. 8 shatraw
    April 29, 2009 at 8:13 am

    selma blair? what?

    whatever, myummers. you get obsessed with slightly above average 21 year old girls like it’s your job. which it might as well be at this point.

  9. 9 myummers
    April 29, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    wow you are the biggest fucking asshole i’ve ever met online. i would hope that it hasn’t yet begun to translate over in to person-to-person interaction.

    so………………………………..you get obsessed with anorexic chicks and i get obsessed with certain 21 year olds, and…I’M the one with the problem?

    you are a hypocrite, no 2 ways about it.

  10. 10 shatraw
    April 30, 2009 at 7:46 am

    i’m not obssessed with anyone. you are citing fancies that passed at least 2 years ago. way to stay up to date.

    i’m not saying stokke is not attractive, but what’s with the infatuation? she’s totally plain vanilla hot – ie looks like every “hot” brunette in media, reality TV or porn. boring!

    plus, the internet obsession with her is stalkerish. we’re talking about a girl who has never posed for any magazines or put herself into the media, yet a bunch of 30 year old creeps cyber-stalk her because she’s so hot. she just wants to pole vault and hang out with her friends, not appear regularly on Coed Mag and slanchreport.


    c’mon now that ain’t right…

  11. 11 myummers
    April 30, 2009 at 8:03 am

    to which i say, that is the world we live in.

    also, i know you are but what am i.

  12. 12 shatraw
    April 30, 2009 at 8:28 am

    AIR BALL!!!!

  13. 13 myummers
    April 30, 2009 at 8:41 am


  14. 14 youppi
    April 30, 2009 at 9:01 am

    i like the glasses.

  15. April 30, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    She’s pretty cute. But I’d rather bang that tennis chick with the huge bombs.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow The Slanch Report

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 19 other subscribers

Sign Our Petition!

The Slanch Report has started an online petition asking the MLB Network to air the Dock Ellis no-hitter he threw on June 12, 1970 against the San Diego Padres. The moment was a seminal piece of baseball history and is certainly worthy of being rerun.

Please join us in this cause and sign the petition below so we can all share in this special and fantastic moment of baseball history. THANKS!

April 2009


%d bloggers like this: