Posts Tagged ‘Allison Stokke

14
Sep
09

Pole Vaulting Does it AGAIN!

I don’t know what it is, somehow pole vaulting just manages to attract some of the best-looking women out there. The other track and field events must be super jealous. We’ve already seen the US, Australia and Russia (NSFW)┬átoss out some incredibly hot specimens, now it is Greece’s turn.

Here is Erika Prezerakou who may not have the total package like Ms. Stokke or Ms. Adams, but she won’t be left behind either, not with a body (or booty) like that!

28
Apr
09

In the Wild Stokke’s Run Rampant

I don’t have much to say here, I know at least one reader who will be beside himself at this post…

Via Coed Magazine comes all new photos fresh off Allison Stokke’s facebook page, because you know, that’s the world we live in. In addition, here are some photos from a meet she had recently so you can see the pole vaulting champion in action. OMG, she’s just like us! She takes pictures with awkward white dudes too! She eats! I eat! We’re meant for each other!

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I like the glasses…

[Coed Magazine]

25
Sep
08

From The Allison Stokke Files

Now some of these photos are of her when she was like 15 so keep that in mind and keep your scuzzy thoughts to only those photos wherein she is over 18, but Coed Magazine assembled a collection of Allison Stokke pictures; they claim it is everything that is out there, we’ll see…

23
Jul
08

Shock! Allison Stokke Remains Hot!

These aren’t “new” photos of Allison Stokke, but they are new to us, and for one very special reader who is moving upstate for a time, I wanted to make sure that these got their proper attention from him.

So, enjoy these photos of Ms. Stokke courtesy of Sports by Brooks and if you’re jonesing for more of her, you can always go here, or here.

[Sports by Brooks]

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12
Jun
08

What is it About Pole Vaulting?

Everyone by now is well aware of the hotness that is Allison Stokke, and I already brought you the joy that is Melanie Adams; who knew that the fine art of pole vaulting attracted such attractive and well-formed athletes. It seems that the cold war arms race for hottest pole vaulter continues between the United States and Australia, both nations have been arming themselves and I present two of the latest weapons in this dastardly battle.

First off, Australia was finding itself lacking in babe-artillery and so imported Tatiana Grigorieva, originally from Russia, who emigrated to Australia in 1997. Tatiana has now retired so pole vaulting fans will be unable to see her handling the big rod anymore. That doesn’t mean we have to restrain ourselves from ogling though, but be careful , she’s now a gladiator on Australian Gladiators.

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This doesn’t mean that the USA is weaponless. Sure, we already have the most powerful weapon possible in Allison Stokke, but there’s nothing wrong with constantly building up an arsenal. Thus, the US Track and Field Association presents the delectably sweet Mary Sauer, pole vaulter extraordinaire and a woman who is no stranger to either Maxim or Playboy.

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Still no one can knock Stokke off the top, she is definitely the hottest, but that doesn’t mean that we should just stop paying attention or looking. Who knows, maybe this summer at the Olympics we’ll all fall for a new pole vaulter. Or maybe even a javelin thrower…

Join us after the jump for a nsfw photo of each as well.

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15
Apr
08

Allison Stokke 3: The Return of the Internet Star

Because I don’t need to have a reason other than the pictures are here.

Allison Stokke, pole vaulting extrodinaire/smokeshow was captured by some track and field fan at a recent meet and his photos are your gain. So, enjoy.

For me, Stokke is still the hotter of the pole vaulters, but if you’re not familiar with her competitor in this arena, check out Melanie Adams here.

For more evidence about the cold war between the US and Australia to assemble the truly hottest pole vaulter, check out here.

[MyChillPill.net]

(Plenty more after the jump)

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21
Mar
08

Melanie Adams Leaps Into Our Hearts

Last year around this time Allison Stokke became an internet star as tales and pictures of her hotness were spread across these United States and the world.


Now a freshman in college, she remains quite attractive but it appears that there is a new hot girl pole vaulting into our dreams. Australian Melanie Adams is 20 years old, was a finalist for Miss Teen Australia and is an Olympic hopeful for the 2012 London games.

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Yikes. I’m not one for fawning girl posts per se, but anyone who knows me knows I LIVE for track and field so I’m making an exception…




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