Barry Zito has a Cy Young award, a ridiculous $127 million contract and lots of free time; so it should come as little surprise that he takes the time out of his day to take a photo of, and share via twitter, him playing with his food and making gingerbread animals hump.
"These are real ginger bread pigs from an upscale pizza joint in LA. They got frisky, luckily I had the phone cam."
Of course, those are clearly both DUDE gingerbread pigs, which is totally not cool. It’s an abomination dude…
The Slanch Report 
This must have been where the Swine Fluood started!
Swine Food Flu?
Swine Flud?
you get it.