Archive for April 1st, 2009



01
Apr
09

Name Your Own Arena, Preferably For Me

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It’s not surprising that an advertising agency comes up with a clever idea to represent a product, although rarely is the product the agency itself. BooneOakley, a full-service agency based in Charlotte, is auctioning off the naming rights for a basketball arena, their own in-office half-court stadium. Previously known as H-O-R-S-E Arena, BooneOakley is offering, for one-year, scoreboard and sideline signage, in addition to roof signage, visible from space. You can’t BUY that kind of publicity. Well, actually, you can, by bidding on their eBay auction, currently at $250.

Pitching their case, BooneOakley points out that Bank of America paid $140 million for the naming rights of the Panthers stadium, a place open 10 days a year as compared to the BO offices, open 363 — closed Christmas and for partner Phil Smith’s birthday. Even better, BooneOakley says you can count on attendance at their stadium in the vicinity of 32 people, often every day!

87c2_1John Boone says, “Imagine the signal a marketer could send in this economy by securing their own naming rights deal for about one-tenth of that!”

Partner David Oakley insists that “the minimum bid for our arena must exceed what Time-Warner negotiated with the Charlotte Bobcats for their stadium’s naming rights, a figure that some reports have pegged at 20 year’s free cable service.”
Obviously, the Preparation H signs that are up right now are mere placeholders for what could be YOUR name. Or rather, more importantly, MY NAME, or at least my nickname. So COME ON READERS, LET’S MAKE THE SLANCH REPORT ARENA COME TRUE!
01
Apr
09

Joba’s Lawyer Emults His Actions

When Joba Chamberlain finally has his day in court for his DUI arrest later today, he should feel much more confident regarding the outcome thanks to the man at his side. That’s because Joba’s attorney, Randy Paragas just got arrested with his OWN DUI, so he should be well-versed in the court procedures. I can also understand why Joba chose Paragas as his attorney, since Paragas drives a 1998 red Corvette with license plates that read “NOTGLTY”, I’m no expert, but if MY attorney had those license plates I know I’d feel secure. I don’t know how you could get any other attorney who doesn’t promote “not guilty” pleas via their car. Paragas’ arrest had no bearing on Joba’s case, other than explaining the delay in Joba’s case being heard by a judge. Don’t fret though Yankees fans, both Paragas and Chamberlain got off easy.

[Omaha.com]

01
Apr
09

Sorry Ladies, Move on to the Next Billionaire

a09a58b9b6_celtics_04012009For all of you female readers who thought that adding a soft-spoken billionaire who happens to own the Boston Red Sox as your husband might be a good idea, your time has passed. Divorced a little over a year ago, John Henry is once more OFF the market as he and his affiance sent out special save-the-date gifts — engraved bottles of Francis Ford Coppola sparkling wine engraved with their initials — announcing their nuptials. The ceremony is to be on June 27th and reportedly will be held at Fenway Park, because even if you’re a billionaire there’s no reason to pay outrageous rental fees for the Knights of Columbus hall.

Henry, who is 59 and Linda Pizzuti, 30, got engaged only 6 months after meeting at the Alibi bar in the Liberty Hotel. Pizzuti, a real estate developer specializes in sustainable development and also is an adventurer, having once thrown a formal dinner party at the top of Mount Kilimanjaro and recently went with Henry on a turtle safari to the Galapagos Islands. Oh yeah, and she’s totally super cute.

I have GOT to get me a billion dollars!

[Boston Herald]

01
Apr
09

Soccer Can Be Interesting

Here’s two things you don’t see everyday in a soccer game. In the first video, after receiving a penalty kick Costin Lazar, a player on Rapid Bucharest refused the penalty, ultimately kicking the ball out of bounds and giving it back to the other team. Rapid was up 2-0 at the time, but even still a penalty kick, inside the box is a valuable thing and he willingly gave it up, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.

Then in this second video from a friendly between Northern Ireland and Poland comes an awful goalie miscue. This is just embarrassingly bad.


01
Apr
09

The Return of the Whale!

When the Hartford Whalers moved it was a sad day; not only did the Whale leave behind a loyal fan base but one of the absolutely greatest team fight songs in the history of sports (below). While the team moved on to become the Carolina Hurricanes, some fans never did. However, this auction, perfectly situated for Easter, is one fan’s attempt to move beyond the past.

For a limited time only, (auction ends Saturday) you could finally become the owner of the autographs of the entire 1982-1983 Hartford Whalers on different colored wooden eggs. Finally!

Right now the auction is a STEAL at only $9.99, so get your bids in now.

bpby93qbmkkgrhgoh-dwejlllzbowbjzpprk1_12Included in the autographs is an egg from Mr. Hockey himself, Gordie Howe, who plied his trade briefly for the Whale as well as such luminaries as:

  • Russ Anderson
  • Ron Francis
  • Pierre Lacroix
  • Paul Lawless
  • Doug Sulliman
  • Mike Veisor
  • Chuck Kaiton – Hartford Whalers Radio
  • Greg A. Adams
  • Ed Hospodar
  • Chris Kotsopoulos
  • Pierre Lacroix
  • Jack McIlhargey
  • Warren Miller
  • Mark Renaud
  • Doug Sulliman
  • Chuck Kaiton – Hartford Whalers Radio
  • Ed Hospodar
  • Mike McDougall
  • Bob Sullivan
  • Risto Siltanen
  • Mike Vellucci
  • Jack McIlhargey and Chris Kotsopoulos on same egg

[eBay]




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