24
Oct
08

The Mets Make a Perfect Hire


Good news Mets fans, fresh off two straight near-epic collapses to miss the postseason, no longer interim manager Jerry Manuel has made a hire sure to resonate with the Mets fanbase. Keeping most of his coaching staff intact from the season, Manuel did make a few changes, adding Randy Niemann as the new bullpen coach and Razor Shines will be the new third base coach. Looks like when next year’s collapse happens the team and the fans won’t have to go too far for something to cut their wrists…

[ESPN]


3 Responses to “The Mets Make a Perfect Hire”


  1. 1 youppi
    October 24, 2008 at 10:12 am

    BO!

    cute….

  2. 2 king grandiosity
    October 24, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Razor Shines…. wasn’t he affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan?

    For the record, here is a list of actual Wu-Affiliates. Try and tell me Razor doesn’t belong there.

    # 1 Groups

    * 1.1 A&R
    * 1.2 A.I.G.
    * 1.3 Achozen
    * 1.4 Almighty
    * 1.5 American Cream Team
    * 1.6 Ancient Coins
    * 1.7 Tha Beggas
    * 1.8 Black Knights
    * 1.9 Black Lotus
    * 1.10 Black Rose Kartel
    * 1.11 Brooklyn Zu
    * 1.12 C.C.F. Division
    * 1.13 Da Manchuz
    * 1.14 Deadly Venoms
    * 1.15 Future Chamber
    * 1.16 G.P. Wu
    * 1.17 Harlem 6
    * 1.18 Hidden Aspects
    * 1.19 Hillside Scramblers
    * 1.20 H.K.
    * 1.21 The Housegang
    * 1.22 Ice Water Inc.
    * 1.23 Infamous Qur’an
    * 1.24 KGB (Klik Ga Blow)
    * 1.25 Killarmy
    * 1.26 Maccabeez
    * 1.27 Lin Brotherz
    * 1.28 M.M.O.
    * 1.29 Northstar
    * 1.30 Orphanage
    * 1.31 Othorized F.A.M.
    * 1.32 Population Click
    * 1.33 The Unknown
    * 1.34 Royal Fam
    * 1.35 Ruthless Bastardz
    * 1.36 Sunz of Man
    * 1.37 Team Napalm
    * 1.38 Theodore Unit
    * 1.39 T.H.U.G. Angels
    * 1.40 T.M.F.
    * 1.41 Two On Da Road
    * 1.42 United Kingdom
    * 1.43 Wisemen
    * 1.44 Wu-Syndicate
    * 1.45 West Coast Killa Beez
    * 1.46 Wu-Tang Latino
    * 1.47 Zu Ninjaz

    # 2 Rappers

    * 2.1 12 O’Clock
    * 2.2 9th Prince
    * 2.3 Armel
    * 2.4 Beretta 9
    * 2.5 Black Jesus
    * 2.6 Bronze Nazareth
    * 2.7 Buddha Monk
    * 2.8 Cappadonna
    * 2.9 Carlton Fisk
    * 2.10 Chip Banks
    * 2.11 Cilvaringz
    * 2.12 Daddy Rose
    * 2.13 Darkim Be Allah
    * 2.14 Dom Pachino
    * 2.15 Dreddy Kruger
    * 2.16 Free Murda
    * 2.17 Hell Razah
    * 2.18 Islord
    * 2.19 Iron Sheik
    * 2.20 Killa Sin
    * 2.21 Killah Priest
    * 2.22 La the Darkman
    * 2.23 Lounge Lo
    * 2.24 Maddam Scheez
    * 2.25 Marveles
    * 2.26 Neek Rusher
    * 2.27 Popa Wu
    * 2.28 Prodigal Sunn
    * 2.29 Remedy
    * 2.30 Shabazz the Disciple
    * 2.31 Sharecka
    * 2.32 Shyheim
    * 2.33 Shamel Irief
    * 2.34 Sav Killz
    * 2.35 ShoGun Assason
    * 2.36 Solomon Childs
    * 2.37 Streetlife
    * 2.38 Sun God
    * 2.39 Timbo King
    * 2.40 Trife Da God
    * 2.41 Warcloud
    * 2.42 Young Ace
    * 2.43 Young Justice
    * 2.44 Young Dirty
    * 2.45 Young Prince

    # 3 Singers

    * 3.1 Allah Real
    * 3.2 Blue Raspberry
    * 3.3 Suga Bang Bang
    * 3.4 Jammie Sommers
    * 3.5 Ms Roxy
    * 3.6 Tekitha
    * 3.7 Stone Mecca
    * 3.8 Njeri Earth
    * 3.9 Epiphany
    * 3.10 Tash Mahogany
    * 3.11 Thea van Seijen

    # 4 Producers

    * 4.1 4th Disciple
    * 4.2 6 Mil
    * 4.3 Arabian Knight
    * 4.4 Big Deal
    * 4.5 G-Clef Da Mad Komposa
    * 4.6 Bronze Nazareth
    * 4.7 Cilvaringz
    * 4.8 Godz Wrath
    * 4.9 J-Love
    * 4.10 John the Baptist
    * 4.11 Mathematics
    * 4.12 Moongod Allah
    * 4.13 RNS
    * 4.14 Su-Preme
    * 4.15 True Master
    * 4.16 Tru James
    * 4.17 Y-Kim the Illfigure

  3. 3 myummers
    October 24, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    too bad they didn’t interview him for the gm job.


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