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Joba’s Lawyer Emults His Actions


When Joba Chamberlain finally has his day in court for his DUI arrest later today, he should feel much more confident regarding the outcome thanks to the man at his side. That’s because Joba’s attorney, Randy Paragas just got arrested with his OWN DUI, so he should be well-versed in the court procedures. I can also understand why Joba chose Paragas as his attorney, since Paragas drives a 1998 red Corvette with license plates that read “NOTGLTY”, I’m no expert, but if MY attorney had those license plates I know I’d feel secure. I don’t know how you could get any other attorney who doesn’t promote “not guilty” pleas via their car. Paragas’ arrest had no bearing on Joba’s case, other than explaining the delay in Joba’s case being heard by a judge. Don’t fret though Yankees fans, both Paragas and Chamberlain got off easy.

[Omaha.com]


1 Response to “Joba’s Lawyer Emults His Actions”


  1. 1 Quinn
    June 30, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    Mr Paragas has represented me several times, he’s an awesome guy, and even better attorney. If you’re ever in trouble in the Omaha area look him up.


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