For those of you that liked the gallery of beach volleyball players before, here’s another one that will most definitely not cause you to go blind but may break your brain. Enjoy!
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15
Jul
08
More Beach Volleyball Fun!
Alyssa Milano, after meeting me the other day, has decided she is no longer interested in dating professional baseball players saying, “they are grown men playing a little boy’s sport. That makes them childish.”
After having dated pitchers such as Barry Zito, Brad Penny and Carl Pavano, she is content now with her mystery man, a gentleman known only as “David.”
Is it possible I’m dating Alyssa Milano and didn’t even remember?
I have got to lay off the drugs.
Continue reading ‘Sad News for Pitching Rotations Across the Game’
14
Jul
08
No Wonder Interest is Growing
Beach volleyball is one of the fastest growing sports, no wonder since the women who play are generally pretty hot and wear small bikinis. Here is a delightful gallery with Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh and several other pro volleyball players. What an age in which we live!
Enjoy the rest of gallery here
(I especially like that this gallery was put together by the Florida Sun-Sentinel, that’s some hard-hitting news y’all are putting together, I thought that was only for the blogs, not the mainstream folk…)
At MLB’s All Star Fan Fest on Sunday there was one line that was worth waiting on, and the swarming crowds proved that to be true.
What baseball celebrity could inspire such devotion, such eager excitement from fans?
Hank Aaron?
Willie Mays?
Bill Pulsipher?
What baseball celebrity requires an intense state police escort?
What baseball celebrity inspires crowds to go Beatles-on-Ed-Sullivan nuts in sheer desperation to snatch a photo?
Of course, it was none other than that noted “catcher” of star pitchers, Alyssa Milano!
I’m pretty sure she fell totally in lust with me. I mean, look at the way she autographed this photo, that heart swoop MEANS something. It has to…
Titletown is one of the most uninteresting segments ESPN has done this side of “Who’s Now,” but the other day, while supporting Gainesville’s chances to arbitrarily be dubbed “Titletown,” Erin Andrews did her best Gene Simmons impression.
I know what sports fans will be dreaming about tonight…
09
Jul
08
I Thought it was Cold in Denver
Day 1 of the Denver Broncos cheerleaders’ bikini calendar is in the books. Now it’s headed to your spank bank.
Amanda Holden is apparently a judge on Brits Have Talent, a show that I can only imagine is filled with epic performances of people singing old Eton songs, stuffing their faces with scones and of course a guy who can say “quite” 1000 times in a minute. But I’m getting off my point.
In the 1970s photographer Martin Elliott took what became an iconic poster of a woman playing tennis sans the appropriate undergarments of a genteel lady. Since I ain’t genteel, I like the original picture. Holden recently posed for some photos recreating the famous poster, although she chose to be a bit more demure than the original.
Holden isn’t the hottest but for a woman in her late 30s she’s pretty decent, and really this is just an excuse for me to post the original photograph below. First is the original and then the new Holden version, obviously one is better than the other… However, check out a couple more from the shoot that are a bit better after the jump including a tasteful eating strawberries pick and a hint of camel-toe.
It was a nice Monday morning tournament at Eagle Trace Golf Course in Broomfield, Colorado, a group of young golfers, aged 7-12 were starting their tournament when all of a sudden a bunch of limosines pulled up. If this were an ABC reality show, these kids would be treated to a series of PGA stars who would come out and teach the kids some stuff and change their lives forever.
That didn’t happen.
Instead, out of the limos came the players of Shotgun Willie’s Charity Golf Tournament. The event, paired patrons of the classy local strip club with the strippers who served as caddies.
“It was mistiming,” said Eagle Trace Manager Evelyn Koch. I’d say that’s an understatement. “I cannot tell you the girls didn’t flash out there,” Koch continued, “But it wasn’t a free-for-all.”
For those young kids, this was probably the most influential day of their early golf careers. It probably made them want to play the game all that much more. The PGA should consider this as a potential marketing maneuver.
For the 144 patrons of the strip club who came out for the charity event, this day will also be long remembered. I didn’t even know that golf courses allowed Def Leopard and Motley Crue songs on the courses! Or that the hole flags could be used as stripper poles; they’re much sturdier than I thought.
The article goes on, getting more and more hilarious:
“There was nothing inappropriate going on around the clubhouse when the kids were around,” said golf instructor Dustin Moser, “There was a handful of girls that got a little out of control.”
Moser admitted several dancers were scolded for “top-dropping.”
Continue reading ‘Strippers Bring Much-Needed Excitement to Kid’s Golf’
Remember when Max Mosely, the president of F1 got busted after having sex orgies with hookers where he dressed up as a Nazi? Well that was very embarrassing for F1 and so they have come up with something positive to counter.
Meet Gemma Garrett, the current Ms. Great Britain who was recently been named to be the face of the British Grand Prix. I still don’t care whatsoever about racing, but much like the Funny Cars circuit found, adding a hot chick gets people to pay attention. Also, get your Fandango fingers ready, she’s due to have a movie come out later this year co-starring noted thespian Dolph Lundgren entitled Direct Contact.
Europe is all abuzz about the Euro Cup Championship that is currently being played, the fans have been boisterous (and hot) and finding a myriad of ways to have fun. Case in point, the heated match yesterday between two Austrian and German teams in preparation for the national teams’ real game to be played today. The game yesterday featured a 10-5 win for the Austrian team, but the usual exchange of uniforms after the game was simply not possible. That’s because this was a match between the two nations’ women’s topless soccer teams.
With a “sizable” media presence and a mostly male audience, the ladies battled it out in their full glory. And obviously, “the match was organized by a chat room website.”
Wearing only thongs and body paint colored to their country’s flag, the women played a spirited, if not well-skilled game on the beach.
“I was supposed to hold the balls but I really have no idea how to do that,” said German keeper Jana Bach, who, after making this statement was swarmed by 12,000 men with offers to help her learn proper ball holding technique.
“They might have to work on their technique a bit but it was definitely a rather pleasant game to watch and a very nice version of the ‘beautiful game’,” commented spectator Rolf Hansen.
h/t to Reuters for the photos
(Stick around after the jump for some NSFW more shots from the game)
12
Jun
08
What is it About Pole Vaulting?
Everyone by now is well aware of the hotness that is Allison Stokke, and I already brought you the joy that is Melanie Adams; who knew that the fine art of pole vaulting attracted such attractive and well-formed athletes. It seems that the cold war arms race for hottest pole vaulter continues between the United States and Australia, both nations have been arming themselves and I present two of the latest weapons in this dastardly battle.
First off, Australia was finding itself lacking in babe-artillery and so imported Tatiana Grigorieva, originally from Russia, who emigrated to Australia in 1997. Tatiana has now retired so pole vaulting fans will be unable to see her handling the big rod anymore. That doesn’t mean we have to restrain ourselves from ogling though, but be careful , she’s now a gladiator on Australian Gladiators.
This doesn’t mean that the USA is weaponless. Sure, we already have the most powerful weapon possible in Allison Stokke, but there’s nothing wrong with constantly building up an arsenal. Thus, the US Track and Field Association presents the delectably sweet Mary Sauer, pole vaulter extraordinaire and a woman who is no stranger to either Maxim or Playboy.
Still no one can knock Stokke off the top, she is definitely the hottest, but that doesn’t mean that we should just stop paying attention or looking. Who knows, maybe this summer at the Olympics we’ll all fall for a new pole vaulter. Or maybe even a javelin thrower…
Join us after the jump for a nsfw photo of each as well.
02
Jun
08
3 Items of Note from the 6th
Last night’s Mets/Dodgers scrum on ESPN was a semi-interesting game, with the Mets showing some signs of life and making a giant leap from where they were last Sunday when rumors swirled that Willie Randolph was about to be axed. During the 6th inning though there were several interesting things of note that came onto the screen, and being a helpful little beaver, I’ve documented them for you.
First, the broadcast showed Kent Desormeaux, the jockey for Big Brown, notice the woman with him.
There is something about her that is slightly off. I think it’s her Sarah Jessica Parker look, and of course we all know that SJP has that horshish look to her. Remember?
All of which means that Kent Desormeaux, a tinyish gentleman who rides equines for a living seems to bring his work home to the bedroom. I hope this is not an isolated incident though. In my dreams all jockeys date horse-like women. Also before every race they all sing Oompah-Loompa songs together.
Then, I looked over Jose Reyes’ shoulder while he stood at the plate and noticed someone in the crowd who looked awfully familiar.
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