Posts Tagged ‘Erin Andrews

30
Nov
09

Erin Andrews Wants to Make Sure You Notice the Herpes

After the University of Texas’ defeat of rival Texas A&M on Thursday, star QB Colt McCoy stopped with Erin Andrews after the game for a quick chat. America’s sideline princess is all class calling out attention to the herpes explosion on his lip that he of course insisted was from “biting his lip.”

Sure thing, Danny.

03
Nov
09

Erin Andrews is Back, Has Back

Erin Andrews 1Erin Andrews spent her time away off from ESPN doing something right, because now that she’s back on the air she’s in even better shape than before as this picture from a recent game shows. Is there a condition better than game-ship? Ship-shape? All I know is that everything about this outfit works for me. The sideline princess is back and I for one couldn’t be more thankful. Yowzers.

[Photo H/T Barstool Sports]

09
Jul
09

There Goes Her Social Life

erin_andrews_sexy_4At last night’s Mets/Dodgers game Erin Andrews and the rest of the Wednesday night baseball ESPN crew were in attendance. Unfortunately for her, she got a ball in the face from Alex Cora when he hit a line drive foul in the 4th inning.

Now, less classy people would make plenty of balls on her chin jokes, but I’m way above that. I don’t need to stoop to that level. Indeed a lesser man might make plenty of oral sex jokes, or even deep-throating comments, but again, that’s not me. I’m all class.

Anyways, she was taken to the hospital a few innings later and her only injury was a bruised chin.

[TMZ]

02
Sep
08

Erin Andrews is Pretty, Funny

From Awful Announcing comes this video of Rob Stone covering the Rutgers/Fresno State game. NJ denizens weren’t too happy with Stone being at the game, that’s because initially Erin Andrews was scheduled to prowl the sidelines but at the last minute ESPN changed it up, much to the chagrin of Jersey. During the game Dave Pausch and Andrew Ware decide to address this controversy head-on and Stone read a faxed letter from Andrews on-air. It turns out that Andrews, along with being a fine sideline reporter has a pretty good sense of humor too. Although, I’d suppose you’d need to if you spent so much time around Rick Sutcliffe and the like.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

[Awful Announcing]

14
Aug
08

Erin Andrews Doesn’t Like Competition

The gents over at Home Run Derby came up with this picture from the Red Sox game last night where ESPN’s resident hottie Erin Andrews and NESN’s own hottie Heidi Watney were both stationed in the same photographers well. While Watney was on-air talking about something, Erin was behind her and, as we’ve seen with the men at Fenway, Heidi Watney’s ass just needs to be stared at. Far be it from Erin to ignore such a great sight. Although it appears like Erin doesn’t like what she sees, could Erin be threatened or does she simply find Watney’s backside unimpressive?
[Home Run Derby]

11
Jul
08

Titletown Has Finally Been Worth it

Titletown is one of the most uninteresting segments ESPN has done this side of “Who’s Now,” but the other day, while supporting Gainesville’s chances to arbitrarily be dubbed “Titletown,” Erin Andrews did her best Gene Simmons impression.

I know what sports fans will be dreaming about tonight…


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