With one of the more incredible and wonderful headlines I’ve ever seen, I present you this story about Formula One President Max “British Charleton Heston” Mosely.
I can’t invent stories this good. 5 hookers? Check. Sex orgy? You got it. Nazi sex games? I don’t even know what that entails, but check. Son of the founder of the British Fascist Party? Big check.
Seriously. This is a story that you have to read.
“They’ll have to pry my hookers out of my cold, dead hands.”
The Slanch Report 
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