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Nov
09

Finally a Shake Weight for Dudes!


You’ve probably seen the ads for the Shake Weight elsewhere, the bizarrely hypnotic exercise equipment seems to resemble much more a sexual aid than a workout aid, but hey, I’m no physical therapist, what do I know.

I do know that, having worked at a men’s muscle magazine that those serve as nothing but soft-core porn for closeted straight men and that the actors in this ad are the EXACT same type of models as those magazines use.

Because the video autostarts, I’ve put it below the jump, so click the link and check out the greatest thing to happen to muscle-building since eating stem cells was banned.

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[Shake Weight for Men]


1 Response to “Finally a Shake Weight for Dudes!”


  1. youppi's avatar 1 youppi
    November 17, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    The lines they’re saying are priceless…


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