Posts Tagged ‘Natalie Rooney

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May
09

“The Collar and Cuffs Definitely Don’t Match.”

FellainiRooneyEverton midfielder Marouane Fellaini is most readily known for his giant afro; however, according to the semi-horsefaced Natalie Rooney (cousin of ManU’s star Wayne Rooney) who has been seeing Fellaini, the “collar and cuffs definitely don’t match.”

“I absolutely love his hair.

“It’s like a big Afro, it’s everywhere. But he shaves it ‘elsewhere…’”

Natalie said: “He doesn’t speak much English and it’s mostly French channels on his TV so we have to entertain ourselves in other ways. The only French I know is ‘Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir’ – but it seemed to work well!”

So, there you go, now you know about a Belgishian’s (ed. that’s definitely not what they’re called…) pubic hair. Happy Memorial Day!

Oh and according to his wikipedia page, Fellaini is known for his heading ability and stamina. Enjoy ladies!

[Daily Star]




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