Joey Strong Drives a Teenager to the Hole

coach-joey-strong-786955Joey Strong is a 35 year old mother who volunteers every year at the Holy Name School in Ausable, NY, helping out with the elementary school’s girls basketball team. Her desire to help the community doesn’t stop there though, Strong was recently arrested and is facing charges for allegedly endangering the welfare of a child, first-degree unlawful dealing with a child and of course, felony third-degree rape, all this because she bought some alcohol for four 16 year old boys and then had sex with one of them. Yeah, that kid is MISERABLE right now, won’t ANYONE think of the children?!?

The news of Strong’s arrest was very surprising to her neighbors who featured such money quotes as, “It surprised me,” said Edith Beardsley. That’s some bang-up local reporting WPTZ. (Video of the report here.)

Jean Pulsifer, the principal at Holy Name had this to say in a prepared statement, “The incident for which Mrs. Strong has been accused has nothing to do with her association with Holy Name school. during her time as a volunteer coach no policies were broken or infringed upon.”

The incident in question allegedly occurred on March 30 when Strong met the 4 boys at a Comfort Inn bringing along the Coors Lite, then she got on the love train with one of the teens. Oh what a night.


4 Responses to “Joey Strong Drives a Teenager to the Hole”

  1. 1 micahel
    June 25, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    ok for one that boy was not misrable he went and bragged about it in school and talking about it for weeks so before u go talking shit about joey maybe you should get the fact’s straight

  2. 3 Casandragon
    December 28, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    actually you do not know anything that went on between these two so you cant just accuse her because he is a little horndog and was involved too. Joey is a wonderful mother and has never done anything to her children besides give them love. she made one mistake in her life and is paying for it. accept the fact that people make mistakes and that this isnt something that she should be punished for since he was actually 17!

    you guys really need to get your fucking facts straight and stop talking about the girl. give her a mother fucking break!

  3. 4 penelope
    March 5, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    You gotta be kidding me !!! Guess you’re not parents…

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