I don’t have much to say here, I know at least one reader who will be beside himself at this post…
Via Coed Magazine comes all new photos fresh off Allison Stokke’s facebook page, because you know, that’s the world we live in. In addition, here are some photos from a meet she had recently so you can see the pole vaulting champion in action. OMG, she’s just like us! She takes pictures with awkward white dudes too! She eats! I eat! We’re meant for each other!
I like the glasses…
clearly myummers hasn’t seen this, or I’d be the second person commenting.
that’s right youppi, you saw it first.
as far as the lovely miss stokke, i want her to know that i think of her frequently and will continue to wait patiently for her.
oh, creepy internet, you make me feel uncomfortable.
that’s right. myummers…
yes!
youppi, what do you think of the glasses? my gut tells me it’s just a phase, that maybe she was tired of everyone recognizing her and stopping dead in their tracks at the visage of a true goddess. some people do tattoos or piercings, others do drugs, and still others become skinheads or shoplifters- in college, developing and experimenting with your identity, etc. lovely allison went with glasses! or, it could just be that her eyes needed them and she doesn’t like contacts.
overrated.
right, says the guy who still has a boner for selma blair and keira knightley.
chicks who are athletic and/or eat food are sexy in my opinion.
selma blair? what?
whatever, myummers. you get obsessed with slightly above average 21 year old girls like it’s your job. which it might as well be at this point.
wow you are the biggest fucking asshole i’ve ever met online. i would hope that it hasn’t yet begun to translate over in to person-to-person interaction.
so………………………………..you get obsessed with anorexic chicks and i get obsessed with certain 21 year olds, and…I’M the one with the problem?
you are a hypocrite, no 2 ways about it.
i’m not obssessed with anyone. you are citing fancies that passed at least 2 years ago. way to stay up to date.
i’m not saying stokke is not attractive, but what’s with the infatuation? she’s totally plain vanilla hot – ie looks like every “hot” brunette in media, reality TV or porn. boring!
plus, the internet obsession with her is stalkerish. we’re talking about a girl who has never posed for any magazines or put herself into the media, yet a bunch of 30 year old creeps cyber-stalk her because she’s so hot. she just wants to pole vault and hang out with her friends, not appear regularly on Coed Mag and slanchreport.
AND I’M THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM?
c’mon now that ain’t right…
to which i say, that is the world we live in.
also, i know you are but what am i.
AIR BALL!!!!
snack-wrapped!!!!!
i like the glasses.
She’s pretty cute. But I’d rather bang that tennis chick with the huge bombs.