27
Apr
09

Your Kentucky Derby LOCK


3470625515_96ae20bb23If you’re looking for a good pick for next week’s Kentucky Derby, we’ve got a great inside tip for you; go with Musket Man.

Now, I’m already biased towards this horse because I have an affinity for Revolutionary War soldier art (don’t ask) but if your own innate patriotism isn’t enough for you there are other, very worthy reasons to pick him.

First, Musket Man has won 5 of the 6 races he’s participated in, including victories in the Illinois and Tampa Bay Derbys this year. Also, Derek Ryan, Musket Man’s trainer has loads of confidence in his steed, “Best temperament of any horse I’ve ever had. Nothing bothers him. He goes with the flow.”

Secondly, as part of his daily training routine, much like you might have a beer after work to relax, Musket Man has a Guinness. Why you ask? Because, according to Ryan, it “…mellows him out I hope. Nah, it gives him a good appetite. They say a Guinness a day is good for you. So far it’s worked.”

I can’t think of a safer bet than a drunken horse.

[WHAS]



2 Responses to “Your Kentucky Derby LOCK”


  1. 1 the sister
    April 27, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    that weird-ass revolutionary war soldier art freaks me out every time i visit you.

  2. 2 youppi
    April 28, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I helped hang it up!

    Also, I think I will bet on this horse… to vomit on it’s competitors at the end of a long drunk run!


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