Taking a moment out of the fun times I wanted to do a little self-congratulations; today is the one-year anniversary of the Slanch Report!
When I got into the blogging game, I knew I was in for a wild ride. The crazed groupies, the wild parties, the drugs, it all really happens, the sheer fame I’ve received from this blog has been amazing. Now, when I walk into my living room everyone there knows my name, I’m FAMOUS!
Our first post, revealing some of the prophecies in the epic cinema piece Independence Day, took the world by storm, and since then, I have done my damnedest to bring you some of the best, most interesting sports stories and interesting news. I hope you’ve enjoyed it.
Thank you so much to everyone who has read and enjoyed the Slanch Report, I hope you keep coming back and don’t forget to tell your friends. Please keep up the comments and the let’s keep the conversations going, got an opinion on anything I write, let everyone know, think my grammar sucks? Throw a comment out there. Together we can make this the best blog on the internet.
And of course, critical comments are always welcome too; if I’m doing something that sucks or that you hate, please let me know, we are constantly evolving here and our crack team wants to do everything to provide you with the best experience possible.
Some statistics from this past year:
860 posts
1,290 comments
over 100 different posts have been picked up by other blogs, nearly 1 in 8!
Our top 5 viewed posts of all time:
- One More Reason for Soccer’s Popularity (NSFW)
- This Guy Loves Only One Thing More than America
- What is it about Pole Vaulting? (NSFW)
- Today’s Hot Olympian
- Melanie Adams Leaps Into Our Hearts
We’ve had readers from 6 continents, with 20% of our readership from Europe
The largest group of readers outside the US are in the United Kingdom
my favorite posts of the past year:
- Danks, Nuggets, Blazers and Flames, Oh My!
- Lost in Castiglione
- The Most Definitive Interview of the Decade
and as of this writing, we’ve had 441,859 views!
The Slanch Report 
Let me be the first to thank you for amusing me (and all the other readers) for the past year. The slanch report has been a daily read for the past 365, so thanks!
now, more;
dopplegangers, baseball, hotgirls, and such… oh and more accidents, like people getting their legs crushed, or some kid ice skating, and then he falls through the ice or something and you title it “pond hockeyyyyyikes!!”.
I’ve got nothing… but YOU ALWAYS DO! THANKS AGAIN, SLANCH REPORT!
first! yes!
Congratulations!
here’s to many more years of super-slanchiness!
happy 1st! I got you: a new bib, some booties for your widdle feetsies, a used furbie, and a couple french fries.
This totally counts as a birthday, you know.
congrats on a year, slanch. i’m impressed with your consistency of posting and overall tenacity. just remember to try and keep up with the grammar.
also, i haven’t heard a word about allison stokke in AGES. please fix that.
long live slanch!