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Why Maybe We All NEED to See 10,000 BC


Despite being panned by critics, audiences flocked to see Roland Emmerich’s newest opus, 10,000 BC, and I think I know why.

In 1996, Emmerich directed one of the finest action movies of all-time, Independence Day. More than just a movie, this film was a prognosticator of the future.

If only we had been listening.

Three different, very clear messages were placed in this movie. The first, seen here, is taken from the moment when Jeff Goldblum’s character explains to the President the idea of “line-of-sight” and how satellites work.

lineofsight

Notice the drawing that Goldblum does, look familiar? Maybe that’s because it looks awfully congruent to THIS!

masonsymbol

Eerily similar no?
Now a random image in a movie is one thing, merely coincidence, but only moments later, after convincing the President that the time to leave is now, Goldblum and Pullman exit with others onboard Marine One. As they take off, Goldblum pulls out his handy mid-90’s Mac Powerbook and looks at the countdown timer…

911

DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNN! Now its starting to get a little bit spooky, you’re starting to feel that tingle up your spine…

Let’s not forget what these “aliens” do in this movie. With a carefully orchestrated attack, the aliens destroy the Capitol Records building, the Empire State Building and the White House instantly and simultaneously.

It is only when all of the world joins together, putting aside its squabbles, putting aside religious and cultural differences to fight a common enemy that there is success. Goldblum and Will Smith ride deep into space and into the alien mothership armed with a nuclear bomb. They set it off and it causes the protective shields to come down off the ships floating around Earth. Earth responds with attacks, Randy Quaid saves the day, flies his F-15 into the most vulnerable part of the alien ship and destroys it almost instantly. But it doesn’t just blow up, Roland Emmerich, that mad German throws one last message out there for those who know how to hear (see) it.

Who saves the world from aliens?

christ

Jesus! Of course! How could America (and the rest of the dirty world) defeat aliens without Jesus (or the Burning Man…)! It only makes sense, just ask the Mormons.

So what conclusions can we take from these messages?

  1. The Masons are involved in nefarious things, don’t believe me? Look here and here.
  2. Roland Emmerich was able to predict exactly the date that a building would be destroyed by people alien to America.
  3. If the President had listened in time, disaster could have been, if not completely avoided at least mitigated.
  4. Jeff Goldblum always knows the right answers.
  5. America can only be saved from aliens by Jesus
  6. The answer to the immigration issue is Jesus

So, these images, none of which have been doctored or photoshopped in any manner prove conclusively that Independence Day warned us, in advance that the Masons were going to be involved in something that would destroy a building. Not only that, but the movie tells us the exact date. The movie showed us the dangers in having a president not listen to those who know. But did President Bush listen? When Jeff Goldblum arrives out of nowhere to warn his President, that president listens, and many–well…some–lives are saved. Ultimately though, the whole world is saved, because one man was able to convince the most powerful, and because the powerful were willing to listen. We didn’t understand the message that Emmerich was presenting us in 1996. But it is not too late now!

The Day After Tomorrow showed us the effects that global warming will have upon us, and particularly New York City, are we heeding the message?

Independence Day warns us about the Masons, warns us about 9/11 and warns us continually about the dangers of aliens to America. These aliens expose their plan to Bill Pullman who realizes that “they’re like locusts. They travel from planet to planet, their whole civilization. After they’ve consumed every natural resource they move on. And we’re next.” Sounds awfully familiar to the refrains of alien workers draining resources from the government and stealing those awesome avocado picking jobs that everyone wants so badly.

In this election season there is no doubt that not only should you see 10,000 BC, but if you care about America and the world, that you need to see this film. Take your kids, your friends, your parents, anyone whom you want to live.

This might be the most important film in the history of the world.

You’ve heard of Cinéma Verité…If only our leaders will listen to the modern day Nostradamus, Roland Emmerich.


11 Responses to “Why Maybe We All NEED to See 10,000 BC”


  1. 1 Wylie
    March 11, 2008 at 11:26 am

    I am in awe. Especially because Roland Emmerich predicts the future and apocalypse (best conspiracy uncovered in a while!!!), but because I TOTALLY saw Jeff Goldblum in a play last night. Goldblum is like the force, he just binds us all together.

  2. 2 djs
    March 11, 2008 at 11:36 am

    how do i subscribe to your awesome blog?

  3. 3 william
    March 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    ur reaching. oh so far, reaching. the thing i love about people like you is that you think u have unmasked some great mystery. its in your head. the truth is neither ur bull or the ones media and governments spew. u both are duping eachother and ppl like me watch in horror as the masses fall into disarray. and we, the only knowers of truth are left to watch it.

  4. 4 the roomate
    March 13, 2008 at 11:47 am

    “ppl like me watch in horror as the masses fall into disarray. and we, the only knowers of truth are left to watch it.”

    Indeed, if you can’t fly a plane, its hard to feel like you’re helping. If you’ve seen ID4 then you know the truth, and being left to watch ID4 is pretty sweet.

    william, take flying lessons. when the shit goes down, you won’t have to just watch it, you can get out there and fight for people like you.

  5. 5 rewod
    March 13, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Thanks for the heads up!

    I’m skipping out of work right after lunch so i can hit a early show. I only pray that I’m not already too late.

    Page full of awesome, dude.

  6. 6 Rey
    March 18, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Probably the best post I’ve seen anywhere in recent years. Insanely insightful! A Roland Emmerich movie can be a powerful thing…but with such info about the future, I just hope it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands…

  7. 7 slanch
    March 18, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    The message needs to get out there

  8. 8 JFK
    July 3, 2008 at 2:59 am

    The truth is… the writer of this article is severely ignorant. Yes he made some absolutely right connections… but then he throws in his non-existent Jesus theme… and makes a mess of what could have been great work.

    Breaking out of bondage and overthrowing our suppressors through UNITY- those are the his subliminal messages for the masses. He is absolutely correct that we must drop our patriotic tendencies in search for a common denominator in which all humanity can unify under… and overthrow our ‘invisible’ suppressors.

  9. 9 hilary duff
    July 7, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    hmmmm……odd that out of all 384 of your blog posts (hat-tip), this is the one out of all of them that has gotten the most unabashed raves of them all.

    i smell something fishy.

    and this time it’s not the 9/11 cover story….

  10. 10 Jeremy
    January 14, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Wow…..wow…..I am in awe of the sheer stupidity of these “connections”……wow! So Roland Emmerich is a prophet huh? Please tell me that this whole thing was sarcasm….please so that I can at least envision an America that isn’t 100% religious idiot….please? Not only are your conspiracies completely contrived, but you reach so far to make connections that are simply not there. The line-of-sight diagram is exactly that. The mason’s logo is a compass (you know the thing you use to draw circles…oh wait math is not Jesus so it is evil) and a carpenter’s square, representing the trade roots of the organization. The countdown timer starts at 10 minutes and if you count the time from when he begins the program to when we see it , I’ll bet it’ll be close to 49 seconds (factoring in movie time of course….MOVIE time being the operative word) and if it weren’t for those “evil alien workers” you wouldn’t have avocados to eat, or practically any other foodcrop. The implications that immigrant workers had anything to do with 9/11 is an insult to the average person’s intelligence. People that actually believe this shit are the reason why Americans are considered stupid by the rest of the world. Please tell me this is sarcasm……

  11. 11 shatraw
    January 20, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    sarcasm? not slanch. he’s a straight shooting jesus lover!


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