27
May
08

One More Reason for Soccer’s Popularity


Brazil is known for her citizens’ excellence on the soccer pitch and for an equal excellence in attractiveness. Case in point, Laisa Andrioli, a 20 year old who plays for the national team and is evidently attracting lots of attention for her moves on and off the field. As someone who played varsity soccer (one year) in high school, I am quite the expert in hot soccer ladies and I feel qualified to say I’m starting to warm up to Laisa. For example:

All right, now I’m intrigued… What else do you have for me, Ms. Andrioli?

Touché.

Brazil has got to have the hottest population in the world right? I mean, everyone I ever see from there is just incredibly good-looking. The only thing that doesn’t make sense is that I’m NOT from there, after all, I’m right there on the attractive scale…

Well then. I’m definitely in love. Looks like ethanol shouldn’t be the biggest export coming out of Brazil anymore. Now we’re starting to get into some risqué territory, I like where this is heading…Then I find out that Laisa has just posed nude for Sexy Magazine, so I guess you know what happens now…

Stick around after the jump for some very NSFW photos, unless you happen to be working at Smut Magazine.

h/t to Fleshbot

For better quality versions of these and more photos, go here

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24 Responses to “One More Reason for Soccer’s Popularity”


  1. 1 sdmark
    May 27, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    And to think that I played soccer for 5 years without once running into her in the showers.

  2. May 28, 2008 at 1:26 am

    I work at SMUT, and this is certainly NSFW.

    what kind of a blog is this, sir?

  3. May 28, 2008 at 6:23 am

    Soccer can put as many stars in Playboy as they want and they will never be popular in the states.

  4. 4 Jimmy
    May 28, 2008 at 6:23 am

    I officially have a boner.

  5. 5 Ron Mexico
    May 28, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Good god I wouldn’t mind getting slide tackled by her.

    http://totallygonzo.wordpress.com

    • 6 SoxDoc
      November 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm

      I don’t even think I’d mind getting hit in the nuts by her!

  6. 7 Carlos
    May 28, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Holy fuck, that’s hot.

  7. 8 emperorbananaketchup
    May 28, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Talk about an explosive combination here….

    Brazilian ladies’ reputation for always looking so smo-o-ookin’ hot not to mention their God-given talent with the soccer ball….

  8. May 28, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    I remember how boys had no choice but to play soccer when I was in Brazil’s elementary school

  9. 10 shatraw
    May 29, 2008 at 11:45 am

    wow slanch, way to go there. and by go there, i mean resort to putting tits on your blog for traffic.

  10. May 29, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    I got to go to brazil..

  11. May 29, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    giggity giggity giggity giggity gooooooooooooooal!

  12. May 30, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    MY KRYPTONIT SPANISH WOMEN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SEXY AND SENSUAL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!!!! KEEP IT COMING STEVE, A FELLOW NEW YORKER.

  13. May 30, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    eh, I’m not impressed by these broads

  14. 15 TONY
    January 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    She’s so gorgeous i’m gonna have a wank now looking at her.

  15. 16 cumvinder
    March 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    I’m gonna have a nice long WANK looking at her,than i will go and SHAG my GIRLFRIEND and CCUM all over her GORGEOUS FACE.

  16. 17 red34
    July 25, 2009 at 6:53 am

    wow shes smoking hot and has fine tits and a nice pussy. and not only is she hot she has some fine talent playing with balls!

  17. 18 Ignatz
    September 24, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Yo Slanch, this is due some follow-up…. worried you are losing the sight of the big picture lately….

    • September 24, 2009 at 7:12 pm

      I can’t agree more. Unfortunately Laisa has seemingly dropped off the planet. I can’t find hide nor hair. I think I left too many rambling messages. But the search continues. I’m like the Indiana Jones of finding hot sports chicks.


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