29
Aug
08

Shawn Johnson Loves When Her Taco POPS


Forget Jason Lee, with the Hamm brothers (Paul and Morgan) and Shawn Johnson in one commercial it’s clear who is needed for a real Alvin and the Chipmunks remake. All three of them have the voices down and Johnson has the look of Theo dead up. Anyways. this commercial doesn’t make me want to buy tacos but DOES make me feel dirty. So, um, I guess that’s good advertising…?

Also, nothing entices me more than while a super gay helium voiced man speaks tiny gymnast girls run around in the background. Now I DEFINITELY want some of that special Ortega sauce.


1 Response to “Shawn Johnson Loves When Her Taco POPS”


  1. 1 the sister
    August 30, 2008 at 11:54 am

    as someone who works in advertising, i must apologize on behalf of the misguided, miserable hack who wrote this atrocity. it might make you feel dirty, but it makes me want to shoot myself in the face.


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