The US women’s gymnastics team faltered at the end and were forced to settle for a silver medal last night, partly on the heels of two big faults by Alicia Sacramone. But don’t tell her that, the 20 year old Brown University hottie will definitely knock you on your ass, I’m not worried, but then again, I took karate at the YMCA so…
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As with most gymnasts, I would list Alicia Sacromone as hottie(?)/scary. With more of an accent on the scary side. Also, let it be said that the team performed terribly under the pressure of Bela Karolyi’s giant mustache.
Sure, definitely super jacked and somewhat intimidating, but less so than the pint sized midgets,
plus she goes to brown, which means ivy league money for her to take care of me
and that wasn’t bela’s mustache but his WIFE’S mustache
i could take that girl in a fight. but i’ll say this- i’ll bet she’d be tougher to beat than serena williams.