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Dec
09

Belichick Kicks 4 Players Out of Practice for Tardiness


Coming off their first 2-loss streak in 57 games, you’d hope that the Patriots were dedicating themselves to rediscover their swagger. Instead, with snow swirling around Boston today 4 players arrived late to an 8 AM meeting and were sent home. It’s not like Wednesday is one of the most important days of practice or anything, so I can see why they didn’t show on time. It’s also not like these are professional athletes with limited responsibilities beyond SHOWING UP TO PRACTICE!

Of the players in question, I’m not astonished that defensive end Derrick Burgess was no-show, after all, that’s exactly what he’s done on the field all season. Has he even been playing, because I feel like I have nearly the exact same stats as him for the season. Among the other players missing was Adalius Thomas, the highest paid defensive player on the team who has never lived up to the contract he signed and the expectations that came with it. He won’t be with the team next season for certain, but at least pretend like you care. Middle linebacker Gary Guyton was another of the tardy players, and from a young player like that, who was an undrafted free agent I expect more. This is a guy who has had to bust his ass to get where he is, don’t get lazy now!

And lastly, the final late player was one Randy Moss. Yes, Randy has been a model citizen in his time with the Patriots, yes the weather IS bad but there is simply no acceptable excuse for him to be late unless he has video footage of him singlehandedly pulling a school bus full of children out of a snowbank. This is the same Randy who put up little effort to prevent an interception in the end zone on Sunday, and who has been dominant for stretches and then non-existent in others. C’MON RANDY, you’re better than that.

[ESPN]


4 Responses to “Belichick Kicks 4 Players Out of Practice for Tardiness”


  1. 1 the roomate
    December 9, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Slanch, I’m surprised to read you ragging on these guys. If you had an 8am practice in perfect weather, you’d get there between 8:25-9:15.

    • December 9, 2009 at 8:07 pm

      I like to believe that if I were a professional athlete whose whole life has been geared towards getting into the NFL I’d take it seriously. Especially in a league like the NFL where he average career is 4 years.

      Comparing that to a shitty job that I don’t care at all about is asinine.

  2. 3 the roomate
    December 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Well I like to believe that I’m really a pegasus and I shit rainbow sherbert into the mouths of the elves who are building me a castle made of orange crystal dildos. WHOS ASININE NOW???

    • December 9, 2009 at 8:38 pm

      Still you


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