Through the magnificent largesse of the folks over at Namco/Bandai, we have FREE copies of Tekken 6 for the Xbox 360 and the PS3 to give away to two of you lucky readers. Because we’re just that generous, we are also going to toss in a free faceplate or skin for your respective system and maybe a couple other goodies if you act all proper like. The runner-up will ALSO receive a FREE faceplate or skin!
*(UPDATE)*
WE HAVE OUR WINNERS! Thanks to everyone who participated, but as in all contests, ultimately we have to choose a winner and here are those whose efforts were just a little bit better.
Our 2 GRAND PRIZE – FIRST PLACE WINNERS who will each win a BRAND NEW copy of Tekken 6, faceplates or skins and some other assorted goodies are:
Mark: A) Phil? Phil? Don’t you recognize me, it’s Ned… Ryerson. “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
RowdyRoddyPaulper: A) I’ve got a message for Steve Phillips’ wife…I’m not just some random girl he had sex with in parking lots.
and our RUNNER UP who will receive a faceplate or skin plus a few other assorted goodies:
Proxy: A: “I ASKED FOR EXTRA FANCY KETCHUP!!”
I have sent emails out to each of our winners, but if for some reason you haven’t seen it yet, send ME an email by going to the CONTACT ME button up top.
And thank you again to Namco Bandai for the games and to all of you for your wonderful contributions! We will have another awesome contest coming up next week that all you NBA fans won’t want to miss!
In order to win these AWESOME and FREE gifts to you, it’s very simple, you need to do TWO things.
- Join The Slanch Report FACEBOOK FAN page (if you’ve already joined you’re ahead of the game)
- Submit a caption in the comments for either of these two recent MMA photos (please specify which photo you’re captioning, A or B and make sure you use a valid email address)
That’s it! Not too complicated is it, plus think of all the bragging rights you’ll have across this nation. Not to mention, most importantly, the free copies of one of the greatest fighting games ever! The winners will be determined by me and me alone, and all entries must be in by NOON, THURSDAY DECEMBER 10th. After the jump an absolutely amazing game shot to whet the appetite. Good luck!
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[Photos via Vancouver Sun]
The Slanch Report 
A:
heh,huh,heh,huh … Dain Bramages? Dain Bramages? heh,huh,heh,huh…
B: I shook yo mammary’s baaaaaaab-y!
A: “I ASKED FOR EXTRA FANCY KETCHUP!!”
A) Actually yes, I WOULD be interested in saving on my car insurance!
A) Tell me when the guy behind me is totally in the ring. I’m gonna scare the piss out of him.
B) Photo Evidence of the only punch landed in the first and only ‘Eyes Closed’ Boxing match…
a – MORE! MORE V8!!
b – Jim put extra gusto in his finishing punch, for though he was the winner, he knew everyone recognized him as the one with the wussier tattoos…
1) … (after a hideous growl) So I guess that makes us brothers!
2) Hey! You wear the same boxing gloves as this other crazy guy I kno— OOF!!!
A) I don’t care that the guy in front of me is just a cameraman. I’m going to eat his face off.
B) Most. Painful. Handshake. Ever.
B) I’ll teach you not to enter the ring with tatoos bigger than my own
A) Phil? Phil? Don’t you recognize me, it’s Ned… Ryerson. “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
B) I just don’t understand why LC keeps dating such creeps? Doesn’t she know she deserves better?!!?!
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“has anyone ever told you that your blood tastes exactly like a 1959 pomeral varietal?”
B:
How DARE you say Deep Impact was better than Armageddon, I’ll KILL YOU!
A: The proverbial “Crazy Look in His Eye” spotted in the wild
B– CAIN & ABEL 2: ABEL BODIED… in theaters Summer 2010
A) I’ve got a message for Steve Phillips’ wife…I’m not just some random girl he had sex with in parking lots.
A: I actually ate your baby for my pre-fight snack. Prepare to lose another generation: you.
rowdyroddypaulper should have won. and me too.
congrats mark, you can quote a movie.
Glad to see your reading comprehension skills were hard at work.
Rowdyrodderpaulper DID win ALONG with Mark.
Yours were ok, but theirs made me laugh out loud.
yeah, well he should have been first mentioned. actually, maybe you should award mark’s copy of tekken 6 to danny rubin and harold ramis, since that was their writing.
done. will you please just forward me their addresses
Go Mark!!
Eat it Shatraw!!