Archive for the 'Captions' Category

03
Dec
09

Win a FREE Copy of Tekken 6!

Through the magnificent largesse of the folks over at Namco/Bandai, we have FREE copies of Tekken 6 for the Xbox 360 and the PS3 to give away to two of you lucky readers. Because we’re just that generous, we are also going to toss in a free faceplate or skin for your respective system and maybe a couple other goodies if you act all proper like. The runner-up will ALSO receive a FREE faceplate or skin!

*(UPDATE)*

WE HAVE OUR WINNERS! Thanks to everyone who participated, but as in all contests, ultimately we have to choose a winner and here are those whose efforts were just a little bit better.

Our 2 GRAND PRIZE – FIRST PLACE WINNERS who will each win a BRAND NEW copy of Tekken 6, faceplates or skins and some other assorted goodies are:

Mark: A) Phil? Phil? Don’t you recognize me, it’s Ned… Ryerson. “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C’mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

RowdyRoddyPaulper: A) I’ve got a message for Steve Phillips’ wife…I’m not just some random girl he had sex with in parking lots.

and our RUNNER UP who will receive a faceplate or skin plus a few other assorted goodies:

Proxy: A: “I ASKED FOR EXTRA FANCY KETCHUP!!”

I have sent emails out to each of our winners, but if for some reason you haven’t seen it yet, send ME an email by going to the CONTACT ME button up top.

And thank you again to Namco Bandai for the games and to all of you for your wonderful contributions! We will have another awesome contest coming up next week that all you NBA fans won’t want to miss!

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14
Jan
09

Yeah, That’s the Spot

'She's a dynamo.'

Donovan McNabb on flexibility trainer Ann Frederick: 'She's a dynamo.'

Methinks that all 7 of you readers out there can come up with a better caption than the one that Philly.com had for this photo. Make it happen.

23
Oct
08

I Don’t Think That’s Proper Soccer

It’s been a little while since I did another captioning opportunity, and since the responses are usually outpouring, from 4 of you, I figured it was time for another one. Now, this is an opportunity for everyone out there to submit a possible caption. Especially if you’ve ever worked as a copywriter or written comedy or have working synapses in your brain. Without further ado. Go nuts!

06
Aug
08

Every Generation Has to Make a Stand

You think Pokemon Silver is better? Oh it's on old man!

Think you can do better? Bring it on and caption this photo.

31
Jul
08

What is Going on Here?

Here’s two images submitted by some readers for your enjoyment, feel free to throw in your own captions as well.

Along the same lines as that guy blatantly staring at Heidi Watney’s ass, here’s one that’s slightly less subtle.

Uh, Mike, that better be a roll of quarters in your pocket...

I love that this is a two man team and both are taking the time to enjoy the view. I mean do their job. Yeah, that’s what they’re doing, working…

And from Monday’s Red Sox game, here is a picture of as-of-this-moment-still-Red-Sox Manny Ramirez after making an out. I’m not sure exactly what is going on here, but it looks like Manny ate Papa Smurf…

31
Jul
08

Why the Cowboys Won’t Win the Super Bowl

OK folks, here’s another chance for you to come up with a good caption of this photo of Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo arriving at Cowboys practice. Enjoy!

17
Jul
08

Caption THIS!

From my favorite new picture blog, The Big Picture, here are a couple fun photos from the Tour de No-One-Cares-Without-Lance. I’m throwing these out there for all of y’all to come up with some fun, witty captions in the comments. Best one out there gets a prize (maybe a video game, maybe just a smooth handshake.) Click on the images to see the larger, non-scrunched versions and please specify which one you are captioning. There is no excuse whatsoever for you NOT to participate, everyone should get in on the fun!

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