Perry Fewell, the interim Buffalo Bills head coach shows his team the 10 commandments he has received from high above.
- I am the Head Coach
- Thou Shall have no other coach but I; because no one else would ever want this miserable job. You shall not worship any former Pro Bowlers (Terrell Owens) whose production is now miserable
- You shall not take the Bills name in vain, in fact, it’s better to not even mention us
- Keep Sundays as our Sabbath and use them as a day of rest, it won’t make a difference on the field anyways
- Honor our owner Ralph Wilson, he signs the checks
- You shall not murder, except the memories of Bills fans who remember the days when we were good
- You shall not seek out other teams for a trade or free agency, you must remain mired in mediocrity
- You shall not make any adjustments to your opponent, stick with what has gotten us this far
- You shall not give specious quotes to the media, abandon all hope
- You shall not covet to be on a better team, if you deserved to be there, you would be, you’re on the Bills for a reason.
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