Recently in Las Vegas, former home run darling Sammy Sosa made quite a startling appearance, looking almost ghoulish under the harsh paparazzi lights.
He’s not trying to be Michael Jackson,” said former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa.
“He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin,” Polihronis said. “Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting.
“He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, ‘If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture.’ People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can’t believe it is such a big deal.
“He has always been concerned with the way he looks,” she said. “Probably just bad timing going to an awards show.”
Considering how vain Sosa apparently is, this has to be devastating to him. Unless he thinks he looks good. He can’t think he looks good right? The MJ/Joker look never works out well long-term.
I just hope he doesn’t get too sad by this — but if he does, at least he has some soft pillows to cry on…
[Chicago Tribune via The Big Lead]
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it’s possible that Sammy is either really sad to see Michael Jacson go, or he’s a little too excited about New Moon coming out in two weeks
Michael Jackson had vitiligo, a disease which causes loss of skin pigmentation, he didn’t bleach his skin so to put him in the same category as vain, self-hating Sammy Sosa is incorrect.
jackson did have vitiligo. he also had white children and hacked away any semblance of african heritage from his face. let’s not overlook the obvious issues that dude had.
oh wait, we have to because he’s dead and a saint.