Look Out Kelly Slater

Not content with being the best quarterback on the planet, dating the hottest woman in the world along with being incredibly attractive and intelligent, Tom Brady has decided to up his cool quotient by taking up surfing. Out in Costa Rica with Gisele, The Big Lead came across some shots of Brady getting ready to hang ten, or whatever it is that surfers do. Of course, Giselle is along and looks simply smoking as usual.

So long as Brady doesn’t hurt himself, I’m totally fine with this, but seriously, you’re making the rest of us look bad out here…
At least I have my totally successful sports blog to fall back on!


[The Big Lead]

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(After the jump, some hot new pics from Gisele, because I can)

Plenty more and higher res ones are here

5 Responses to “Look Out Kelly Slater”

  1. 1 shatraw
    July 17, 2008 at 8:25 am

    tom brady is a doucheface and everyone knows it. it takes a special kind of doucheface to leave one’s pregnant g/f in the lurch (hot, btw) to pick up leo dicaprio’s sloppy seconds. that is, a huge doucheface.

    i hope the pats go 1-15 this year and this doucheface breaks his assneck getting passed down his own O line. you don’t think all that glorious coverage is free, do you?


  2. 2 JetsFan
    July 17, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    I hope he gets bitten by a shark.

    I also hope Gisele then decides to go out with me.

  3. July 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Wow, didn’t you win the Super Bowl last year? Or are you remembering that Eli Manning is your quarterback and will never be as successful as he was for the months of December and January last year?

    I even put a bunch of Gisele pictures here, you should be sated.

    As for leaving his girlfriend who was pregnant? He broke up with her and then LATER found out she was pregnant, just because everyone where you’re from gets married instantly when they are pregnant doesn’t mean he has to. Besides, I love Bridget Moynihan, but c’mon, even she’d leave herself to be with Gisele.

  4. July 17, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Slanch, a little objectivity please.

    Tom Brady can have anyone. ScarJo WAS available at the time, I believe. Also, I have good money on the idea that Gisele is dumber than a box of hair. Conversations with her must bring to mind waterboarding, at the least.

  5. July 17, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    I’m trying to be objective.

    I’d definitely choose Gisele over ScarJo, but maybe that’s just me,

    also, Gisele is supposed to be quite the businesswoman, she makes like 15 mil a year at least and insists on only getting paid in Euros, no matter where she works. that alone is smart.

    besides, why is he talking to her when her body is that ridiculous?

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